30 definitions by mike comanche

minutemaid

A female who cums very quickly.

Once I get my tongue on Cris's clit, she cums right away -- what a minutemaid!

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

floaters

Natural tits. So called because they float (as opposed to silicone tits, which don't).

Melissa sure has nice tits. Are they floaters?

Yep, they're the real deal bro!

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

Net Nerd

Someone who spends all of their time on the internet.

Poindexter is a 40 year old virgin. Why? Cuz he's a Net Nerd!

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

slutterly ridiculous

When an ugly chick acts super slutty, but, still can't get anyone to fuck her.

Connie was being slutterly ridiculous at the bar last night.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

footblinder

Someone who is so FAT they can't see their own feet!

Cristie M. is a footblinder.

by mike comanche March 10, 2009

flying fuck maneuver

You are fucking your woman. Your cock is in her, and your hands are touching the bed (preferably the headboard if there is one), but every other part of your body is "in the air" (not touching anything). Thrusting is often assisted by pulling and pushing on the headboard.

Just before I cum, I like to employ the flying fuck maneuver and ream Sarah's pussy.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

bethulah

A teenage female.

I love bethulah ATM.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009