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BOB: Are you and Sheila getting married?

JOHN: Hell yeah, she's my future ex-wife Bro!
by mike comanche March 4, 2009
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What women wear on their chest to help them remember things.
Man, Melissa sure has nice memory glands!
by mike comanche March 10, 2009
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