30 definitions by mike comanche

Jew eat

The Southern (USA) way to say "Did you eat?"

I'm hungry!

Jew eat yet?

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

Godporn

Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: Mike, why do you watch porn?

MIKE: I only watch Godporn.

CLARENCE: What's Godporn?

MIKE: Porn that God watches.

CLARENCE: God doesn't watch porn!

MIKE: I thought you said, "God sees everything".

CLARENCE: Well, He does.

MIKE: Well, I just want to be like God.

by mike comanche March 13, 2009

Strippertution

STRIPPERTUTION = STRIPPER + prostiTUTION.

When you hire a stripper to come over to your house and then you jerk off while she dances naked in front of you.

PLAINTIFF: But, your honor, Strippertution isn't prostitution, because we NEVER touched at all.

JUDGE: Good point. Case dismissed.

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

Track Pack

What you need on a 2010 Mustang GT to beat a Camaro SS through the twisties.

The SS is faster than the GT in a straight line, but, a GT with Track Pack is quicker through the twisties.

by mike comanche May 5, 2009

Jew Jitsu

To fight someone IN COURT.

I beat that boys ass!

Yeah, but now he's gonna throw some Jew Jitsu on you!

by mike comanche March 4, 2009

'69

'69 = 1969

I was born in '61,
and 8 in '69.

by mike comanche March 5, 2009

Laydee

A woman you LAY.

MIKE: So, did you and Bethany get it on last night?

JEFF: Hell yeah! Beth is my Laydee.

by mike comanche March 4, 2009