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nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.
Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.
by Mike September 17, 2004
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quatsch

Rubbish in german
pronounced "kvach"
Sounds kinda like "crotch"
What a load of quatsch
by Mike September 18, 2004
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double fucked

To "double fuck" is to have sex or sexual relations with an ex after you have broken up with her.
"Dude, I know that Linda was a bitch, but I just had to grab that booty call last night to get mah double fuck on!"
by Mike September 20, 2004
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Lengyel

A person who gives blumpkins. (see def of blumpkin)
Where's Lengyel? Oh, he's probably giving richie a blumpkin.
by Mike September 21, 2004
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Cock Foul

1. A term that describes person who is both a cock block and frecuently commits party fouls, espically around girls you are attmpting to hook up with.
2. The combination of the words, "cock block" and "party foul."
Mike is at a party. Mike is talking to this fucking hot ass bitch named Corona. Then Mike's dueschbag friend precedes to approach you. Okay, not so bad. Who cares if he looks like a decroded piece of crap? Maybe you can score some sympathy sex, right? Wrong. Mike's friend then happens to stumble (after his whole two beers) and spill his entire drink all over the leg of Corona. Yes, now his name is Cock Foul.
by Mike September 21, 2004
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fumanchoo

Senor Fuman came from Spain and made his home in Choo, China. The odd facial hair grown in that region, with beginnings from Senor, is known as a fumanchoo.
Yo, man! Check out that pimp's fumanchoo!
by Mike September 22, 2004
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Plutonium

Tommy was sitting in his house when some Plutonium was dropped on his house. bye bye tommy
by Mike September 23, 2004
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