mike's definitions

cock museum

Someone that usually houses cock in their ass.

I'm sure that you are a cock Museum.

by Mike December 31, 2003

untouchable

A pretty girl that most men would be afraid to talk to.

I'm so insecure, I could never even ask her for the time. She's just too untouchable.

by Mike June 1, 2002

Kice

Satan's icey breath. Derived from 1337 gamer KillaIcE.

Too evil to be expressed.

by Mike February 2, 2005

down the hill

Primarily used by people in the High Desert, California area (Apple Valley, Victorville, Hesperia-- between L.A. and Las Vegas), in reference to going down the Cajon Pass to the major cities of Southern California.

"We're going shopping down the hill." or "It's rainy down the hill today."

by Mike June 16, 2004

hideous

Jeremy brauns brother (uhh i mean "sister") Naomi

"OMG She's hideous" - Rodger Lohman

by mike January 6, 2004

plonc

wine, which is not cheep. ie. any wine that comes in a bottle and is not goon

Thats was a tasty bottle of plonc.

by mike October 27, 2001

blem

snout, baccy, fags etc. Prison slang for tobacco in Southern England. Also used for Marijauna.

Got any blem.

by Mike September 2, 2003