mike's definitions

it's all jesus

A phrase denoting that everything is all right or okay. Can be used to replace 'it's cool' or 'sweet' or 'everything is hunky-dory'.

Bob has to suck dick while he's in prison, but so far there's been no anal rape. So, really, it's all Jesus.

by Mike July 31, 2003

coca cola

Originally a liquid headache medicine, until it was realized that it tastes oh-so sweet. (Though it does cure headaches still) Now sold internationally, and has become a sponsor of most movie theatres, which sucks, because before you can watch your movie, you have to watch 20 minutes of Coca-Cola ads. I love coke, but show me my damn movie.

"Oy! I got a headache!"
"Here, have a coke! It's refreshing!"

by Mike June 1, 2004

dradle

a jewish girl with no legs

I spun that dradle until she honked on me.

by Mike September 2, 2005

cork

a derivative of 'keek' which is another word for 'dick'

that gurg sucked my cork off last night

by Mike January 11, 2004

the vapors

A polite 19th century term women used meaning either

1) Being emotionally overcome or

2) Having gas

Oh, Rhett, I am et up with the vapors!

by Mike April 20, 2004

Pat

A kid with an unusually large forhead. Often so large that it's capable of interfering with the stardard line of sight up to 73 km. A forhead so large that it can be easily mistaken for the CN tower or any other massive landmark. Often refered to as CN Pat, or Pat Tower.

Pat move your fuckin forhead, I cant see shit!
or
Pat im trying to take a picture of the sky, move your fuckin forhead!!

by Mike September 6, 2008

Glauser

(n.) Asian/German in origin; one who sleeps on the floor while dreaming about eating cats and small children; usually associated with plotting to kill directors of Honors programs

(v.) The act of sleeping on the floor and dreaming about eating cats and small children

(n.) You think cats are delicious? Your are a fucking Glauser!

(v.) I'm going to lie down and Glauser now!

by Mike November 15, 2003