mike's definitions

eggplant

A dweeb. An idiot. A person without a clue. Often has a shaved head.

"That mofo eggplant paid $20 for some oregano."

by Mike November 21, 2003

snip snip

The white equivalent of "Skeet skeet" however different definition. This one can be anything you want it to mean. Use it any way you can.

This guy came up to me the other day and i was like 'snip snip' and he knew his role.

Sheeet- I walked in to the doctor's the other day, sat around, snip snip I was done in 20.

by mike March 22, 2004

cuurazy

A "bitch-ass motherfucking" word which describes a situation which is whack.

"Hello, I'm a stupid white boy."

"Stupid cracker, you be cuurazy!"

by Mike April 17, 2004

cashback

Derived from famous Alan Partridge series. Used as an expression of particular enthusiasm in relation to value for money aspect of the considered event.

"Sonia, she's my wife. She's from Ukraine* . Cashback!"

*(blonde, fit, dum, 40 yrold)

by Mike January 4, 2005

schlopper

1. A fat, sloppy, disgusting person
2. Any member of the Lohan family

1. Look at that ugly schlopper
2. Harold Lohan is a schlopper

by Mike March 26, 2005

fo rizzle

Snoop Dogg's way of saying "for real"

guy #1: Did you hear that Saddam was captured?
guy #2: Fo rizzle?
guy #1: Fo rizzle!

by Mike January 4, 2004

:sigh:

Depressed, lonely, sad.

I am so :sigh: depressed

by Mike December 7, 2003