mike's definitions

schmuck

it is a yidish word and it means prick

my boss yelled at me for something i didnt do.what a schmuck

by mike August 19, 2003

bright

acting in a smart ass way

someone telling someone to get smart

dun b bright

by mike December 15, 2003

spaceship

Can mean a type of crack pipe, looks kinda like a small orb of glass w/ a short stem and a bowl on top of it.

Spaceships beat the hell outta chasin' the dragon.

by mike March 19, 2004

Our Lady of Lourdes Academy

School of mostly rich snobby prude bitches. I dont know why they go out with Belen guys they arent even interested in them cuz they are all gay.

That Lourdes girl is such a prude!

by Mike April 25, 2005

Stop Sign

fat chick in red spandex

do you really need an example to help you visualize this anymore?

by mike December 8, 2003

Randy West

The only male pornstar who fakes an orgasm. Apparently, his system was depleted of semen sometime during the mid eighties.

Randy West: If you think that pornography disrespects women, let me ask you this. What about gay porn?

by Mike December 26, 2004

toasticles

whenever you take a laundry load out of the dryer and immediately put on a steaming hot pair of underwear

"Ain't nothing like a nice pair of toasticles on a cold day."

by MIKE February 3, 2004