mike's definitions

WonkaNiggers

People who are failures in life. People who when you see you just say "wutta wonkanigger" for lack of a better or funnier word. Your mailman could be a wonkanigger, the guy behind the counter, your aunt, or even YOU...dun dun dun P.S. Dan Kreiger of New Jersey is a WonkaNigger with his cheap dirty Chuck Taylors

An Example of a WonkaNigger, anyone you see, basically its just another way of saying that person looks stupid corny gay retarded nigletish

by Mike April 22, 2004

Poison the well

Great Hardcore/screamo band.
They have a hard time keeping members and only one of the original members remains.
Pick up opposite of december, You come before you, and Tear from the red today

Poison the Well's comming to town with Across Five Aprils? I'm so there!

by Mike November 7, 2004

bank/banked

to physically attack someone with in numbers; to jump

ten guys banked Henry after school

by mike May 13, 2005

y0

An initial value of y, pronounced "y not". Used to refer to the starting height of an object in Newtonian physics textbooks.

y = y0 - v0 t - 1/2 g t^2

by Mike September 18, 2008

silence

A very gullible canadian who falls for everyones tricks.

Quba: Silence, I can't make the match tonight, I have to go to the winter olympics. Silence: Are you serious? Im gonna go reschedule the match.

by Mike March 13, 2005

shaft

shäft, n anything long and straight; a stem; an arrow; a missile (esp fig); the main, upright, straight, or cylindrical part of anything; the part of a cross below the arms; the part of a column between the base and the capital; the rachis of a feather; the thill of a carriage on either side of the horse; a straight handle; a pole; a ray or beam of light; a rotating rod that transmits motion; a well-like excavation or passage; the penis (coarse slang); a woman’s body (purely as sexual object) (US coarse slang). — vt to have sexual intercourse with (a woman) (coarse slang); to dupe, swindle, treat unfairly (slang). — adj shaft’ed. — n shaft’er or shaft’-horse a horse harnessed between shafts. — n shaft’ing the action of the verb in either sense; a system of shafts. — adj shaft’less. — make a shaft or a bolt of it to venture and take what comes of it, the shaft and the bolt being the arrows of the longbow and the crossbow respectively.

"Jack was gonna go and party with us. Apparently he's one pure sonofabitch and went out with his girlfriend. It was one unforgiven shaft of his"

by Mike January 13, 2005

strider

the gayest poerson alive.....he bangs my friends girlfriend in the mouth.....he lies about 9th grade hand jobs and blows for cocain....he plays socom 2 and his name is BuZZcoCK

that guy is as gay as strider

by mike December 5, 2004