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On Sunday June the 12th of 2005 I had the best one night stand ever, ECW's One Night Stand. I didn't get an STD from that one night stand.
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The day will come where we'll see Lindsay completely topless, and that will be proof that on the eighth day, God made Lindsay and Monday Night Football
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Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.
The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.
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Someone who has to answer every question in school and have input on every subject, most of which no one cares about. They also tend to suck up to teachers and adults.
The literal translation is someone who sticks their nose in someone else's ass, which symbolizes the person doing the stupidest things to please someone, to the dismay of others.
see annoying, boring
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It was dark and quiet that night in my dorm room... It was a little too quiet. I wasn't sure but I had the feeling that wang, my asian roomate and also bunkmate was quietly pulling a Moo Goo Guy Pan on me while we both lying in our bunk bed and I couldnt do anything about it.
by Mike May 16, 2004
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