mike's definitions

Chuck Norris

1. White Ninja/Cowboy/Actor Guy
2. Someone who throws up all over the drama room at school

1. Damn, Chuck Norris is a pimp
2. James threw up all over the drama room today, so from now on were calling him Chuck Norris.

by Mike March 7, 2004

dildo

a sex toy that is used inplace of a dick

I was a litle worried when I found a dildo in my girlfriends room.

by Mike February 17, 2004

urbandictionary

A website that has started as a briliant slang dictionary, but has just become the breeding ground for newbies who think it's a message board. It is now also used to define names, which isn't allowed, and to make fun of people.

urbandictionary used to be cool, but idiots messed it up.

by Mike November 1, 2006

nifty

Refers to www.nifty.org, a rather large archive of erotic literature, a bit of it rather odd. Includes a vast array of topics, including, but not limited to, beastiality, incest, rape, bondage, hermaphrodism, gay/lesbian/bi/trans, sex with children, and at least one rendition of the story behind tubgirl.

Nifty is home to some of the most fucked up and disturbing stories ever. Long live Nifty.

by Mike September 17, 2004

Steel Pipes

An aggresive, irratible and unkind indivual.

A real son of a bitch. (see asshole)

1.Steel Pipes made out with Dan's girlfiriend right in front of Dan.

2.Steel Pipes just walked into Sean's house, made him self a bowl of cereal, told Sean's mom to go to hell and then just walked out the door flipping everyone off on his way out.

by Mike April 15, 2004

session

a group of people smoking up

"yo lets run a session"

by mike December 15, 2003

Lindy

Shortened name for Lindy Hop, the mother of all swing dances. The name comes from a 1927 news headline which proclaimed "Lindy Hops the Atlantic" with reference to Charles Lindbergh's legendary flight.

The dance is between partners, one leader and one follower, typically a man and woman. The choreography is improvised on the fly by the lead, who guides the follow through turns, pushes, and other steps.

The timing is based on four-count blocks, and is typically danced to big-band swing music.

Hey baby, wanna Lindy?

by Mike April 27, 2006