mike's definitions

alter–egoism

expanded egoism that is focused on alter ego, a significant other for whom you care as much or even more than for yourself.

Chekhov's Darling is a perfect example of alter–egoism: she gives herself up to her loved ones and lives solely by their interests and feelings. This is her way to cherish her own ego.

Alter–egoism is different from altruism. Altruism is indiscriminate selfless concern for the well-being of others, whereas alter–egoism is very selective: it is directed on alter–egos, i.e. the chosen ones, and thus retains certain qualities of egoism.

by Mike November 3, 2012

botching

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position

i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her

by mike January 6, 2004

M4RZ1P4N

L337 for Marzipan, 1.) A European desert filling made from Hazlenuts and 2.) Homestar's hippy Girlfriend... (In that form it is only used to indicate homestars girlfriend...)

Strongbad put steaks in M4Rz1P4Ns halloween bag...

by mike December 15, 2003

mac guyver'd

to build something in a half assed way that seems impossible anyway

hey, this nuclear missile broke, but i mac guyver'd it with some scotch tape, a box of crayons and a bag of old fertilizer!

by mike September 16, 2003

The Vo

Local slang for the "Votran" public transportation system that serves the greater Daytona Beach, FL area.

I got a car so I don't have to take the Vo anymore.

by Mike March 11, 2005

alamo

A place in Texas where a battle took place. Many people of the united states tend to think this battle showed how great americans are, because there were so few of them and they held off the swarthy mexican horde for so long so that they could keep their freedom. What many don't realize is that this battle was fought because the Texan whites wanted to secede from Mexico so that they could keep their slaves. Mexico had just outlawed slavery but the uppity whites of Texas would have nothing of it. Somehow this is hailed as a glorious part of american history when in reality it should serve as a shameful reminder of our racist and supremacist past and present.

"My great great grandaddy fought in the Alamo. I hang my head in shame."

by Mike August 25, 2004

Shaunt

Slang word for cocaine.

Where 'da shaunt?- Meaning "Where is the coke.

by Mike April 21, 2005