mike's definitions

goff

How retards wearing burbury pronounce "goth"

"eh hes wearin jeans...GOFF!"

by mike December 29, 2003

ja rule

a rapper who like DMX swallowed a box of tacks

"Hey look at Ja Rule, he sucks."

by mike January 5, 2005

chivalvers

To lick the hair of a rare african monkey spider. And then spit it out on a sacred rock!!!!!

Oh that taste beta than chivalvers!!!!!!!!

by Mike February 1, 2005

podland

the name of a band that plays gypsy hippie music.

Podland plays monotonous hippie music.

by mike March 21, 2004

swabble

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

by mike May 27, 2004

bloody cum fart

its when the guy does the girl up ass, and blows it up there, after she is bleeding, she farts, and the cum comes bubbling out all red from the blood

Last ngiht, Kels gave Nancy a bloody cum fart

by Mike April 29, 2003

red england

When a guy fucks a girl on her period, takes his bloody cock out, and then teabags her.

Ralph fucked me with a bloody cock and gave me a red england.

by Mike March 12, 2005