shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 06, 2004

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 01, 2003

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

Trangitis

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.

Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.

by Mike December 06, 2004

badadas

mammary glands, chebs, bouncers, cannon balls, boulders, pillows, funbags

badadabadadabadada (the noise a decent-sized pair of bouncers will make if slapped from side to side, sounds like a boxer's speedball)

by Mike October 01, 2003

Gandalf's beard

Pubic hair that grows longer on the balls than the thatch on top of the penis!

Dirt Bird 1: Oh my God! look at his balls how hairy are they?
Dirt Bird 2: fuckin hell its like gandalf's beard!
Dirt Bird 1: HA HA HA HA YEAH AND HIS DICK IS HI NOSE!

by MIKE March 19, 2004