mike's definitions

Simpe

A wicked sick term that can be used to describe almost anything. You can thank J to the S, Joe Scuzza for this wonderful word.

"Oh man, that was wicked simpe, Scuzza!"

by Mike November 29, 2004

vancouver special

a fairly ugly two/three level house in east vancouver that takes up the whole lot.

parminder and her family of 15 live in a vancouver special on east 49th

by mike February 18, 2004

struthiously

in the manner of ostriches and related birds

He hid his head in the sand struthiously.

by Mike August 26, 2004

Donk Da Dong

An extremely large penis; full of girth and referred to as a dong. More literally hung like a donkey or horse.

I met this guy and he had a great donk da dong.

by Mike May 5, 2005

Senj

An exclamitory word used by the people who speak JC. Usually used to announce the excitement recently brought on upon by the environment around one's self.

Coop: Hey ima give you a million bucks, okay?
Mike: SENJ!!!

by Mike April 3, 2004

beataff

north burnaby pronounciation of "beat off" basically it's someone who is a loser, and doesn't go out, and stays at home and beats their own dick because they have nothing better to do

those notre dame guys are beataffs

by mike February 18, 2004

headmade

produced by natural human intelligence rather than by intelligent machines, robotic minds, software programs etc.

In the future age of artificial intelligence, headmade things will be valued as high as handmade objects in the industrial age of mass production.

by Mike April 9, 2011