mike's definitions

UVA

A university that is loved by all those who attend it, and anyone who makes it sound bad is obviously jealous that they didn\'t get in.

Rejected from UVA1: UVA sucks they\'re nothing but rich preps and faggots.
Rejected from UVA2: Yeah I know. Hey let\'s go heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Rejected from UVA1: Sure! I\'ll go get the butter.

by mike April 26, 2005

george w bush

The recent scapegoat that ignorant Americans blame for the worlds faults, as if those problems didn't exist before 2000.

Dude 1: Shit dude, I know I failed that test.
Dude 2: Don't worry, just tell the prof that George Bush is dumb and made the test too hard.
LATER
Dude 1: Hey Dr. Smith, Bush made that test...
Prof: {SLAP!!!}

by Mike May 3, 2005

Rush

A band that requires a little listening to understand how good they really are. Geddy Lee, the lead singer/vocalist has a really high-pitched voice, and has been compared to Robert Plant of Led Zeppelin.

My older brother sounded like Geddy Lee for a couple of days after getting his vasectomy.

by Mike May 5, 2005

adam sandler

Former Saturday Night Live actor who is well-known for milking out the same jokes. Always seems very desperate for attention.

Look at me--I'm a Jew!

by Mike May 5, 2005

yyyeeewww

A feeling of exhilaration commonly associated with nascar or any redneck sport.

Jr. is in the lead, YYYEEEWWW.

by mike January 10, 2007

Jennifer Wilbanks

bitch that faked her own kidnapping to avoid marrying some dude. even worse, the dude still wanted to marry her afterwards. guess they were meant for each other

At least when Ross said Rachel's name in his wedding to Emily, he was there...unlike Jennifer Wilbanks

by Mike May 5, 2005

forza motorsport

The sickest realistic driving simulator ever created as of 2005.

dude gt4 sucks compared to forza!

by mike May 5, 2005