hugieo

my bitch

"hugieo get over here and suck my dick" said hugieo's mom

by mike June 16, 2003

next door nikki

my friend's pornstar girlfriend that i fuck everyday. I am happy with my live cuz i cum in her mouth for PaCMaN FeVeR! Im rich biotch!

next door nikki is hot.

by mike December 05, 2004

Dick Nazi

I strict believer in non penile ways.

I heard that your mom is a Dick Nazi.

by Mike December 30, 2003

Cream Hole

a twat, pussy, fuckhole, frontdoor, furburger, cunt cake, vagina

i hit that cream hole so many times its not funny

by Mike July 01, 2006

Shiznic

A name that one uses to imitate a black person on AOL instant messenger.

Yo, my name is shiznic, whats crackalackin?

by Mike March 03, 2004

softcore

The pornos that TMC, Cine-max and Showtime show. Doesn't show dicks/cocks or open vaginas/pussys. Usally involves dumb storylines, bad music and predictable plots that we still watch anyway to see the good stuff.

Watch TMC, Max or Showtime late at night and you will find some softcore delight.

by Mike September 02, 2005

femke

A feminine bastard that does mediocre tech support and has a chode. May sometimes get rashes in the armpit and groin from too much axe.

femke: "thanks for calling support.. can i have your login id?"

Customer: " Fuck! i got the femke!"

by mike January 17, 2004