sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 03, 2005

Smurfed

smurfed, to get laid. smurf, slang to get fucked, or fuck. smurf, hell. smurf, shit. smurfing, to be in the act of sex. smurfel, act of being choked. smurf, penis. smurf, those little blue guys on cartoons.

Ah man, last night me and Smurfet went to the smurfing parking lot, and she smurfed me right there. No smurfing smurf. So we went back to her place to smurf, and she started smurfing my smurf. Man its great to be a smurf. Smurf Yeah!

by mike October 14, 2003

bajesus

usualy used by adults when there ready to beat you down

im gonna beat the bajesus out of you!

by mike April 24, 2003

Ashpolt

A guy who lives in relative obscurity. Who's name sorta sounds like a road surface. He also likes Anal.

Ashpolt loves the Anal

by Mike May 02, 2004

pwnce

1. A skinny black woman

see ownce (a large black woman)

Those fucken 'pwnces' in rap videos.

by Mike July 21, 2004

dudeman

1. A gesture made between acquaintances, upon agreeance that they have just reached a state of euphoria, after smoking some high quality Marijuana, commonly known as, "Good shit".

2. A non-chalant gesture made between friends, spoken with absolutely no meaning, to anything, whatsoever.

1. guy 1: Duuuuuude....man.
guy 2: Yeah man, that is some wack shit yo.
guy 1: Yeeeeeeeeeeah man!

2. guy 1: Dudeman.
guy 2: What?
guy 1: Oh......ah.......nothing.
guy 2: WTF?
guy 1: No man, I was just saying "dudeman".
guy 2: I recagnize.

by Mike March 12, 2005

damien rice

a beautiful musician who creates beautiful music.

"i like to listen to damien rice while laying in the dark with my special someone"

by mike April 24, 2005