mike's definitions

Newton

When you beat off while taking a shit, while timing it so you drop a huge log right as you spurt, causing an "equal but opposite" reaction.

He's been in the bathroom for a long-ass time...

Yeah, he's probably pullin' a Newton

by Mike July 25, 2008

shovelhead

see shovel-head

you dumm shovelhead

by mike June 30, 2004

chicken wing

Used to describe something of insignificant importance.

It ain't no thing but a chicken wing.

by Mike January 6, 2004

Marissa Horsey

Hott!!! very cool to talk to on the internet! does not like russel the way i want her too!!

"look ris, its russel"

by Mike April 20, 2005

Chatty McChatterson

A mock name given to a person who continually talks when no one wants to hear it.

Hey Chatty McChatterson, shut your trap!

by Mike March 2, 2005

chidub

slang term for chill.
chi -dub- double L

yo man chi dub.
chidub from the feet up.
im just chidub'in

by mike August 1, 2003

blueberry

Reference to 80mg Oxycontin tablets commonly used in Boston neighborhoods

I took a blueberry earlier today and I'm still wrecked

by Mike February 11, 2005