Definitions by mike

hook up 

To have sex with someone you are not currently dating or are in a commitment type of relationship with. This may occur when going on a date or on any random occasion.

Buck: So are you two dating or what?
Ned: Nah, we've just hooked up a few times.

hook up by mike May 29, 2004

depth charger 

when a man sticks his nose in the vaginal area so as to check the depth of what he is working with

Mannnn, i dropped a depth charger on dat girl last week and there aint much room to work wit!

depth charger by Mike May 28, 2004

Voodoo Shit 

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

Voodoo Shit by MiKe May 28, 2004

swabble 

to switch or trade out.

1. This piece of timber isnt too sturdy. I might swabble it out for a new one.

2. Swabble those letters about, you beautiful dyslexic bastard.

swabble by mike May 27, 2004

Code 14 

When you eat out someones asshole.

"hey your the master of the code 14"

Code 14 by mike May 26, 2004

Descendatron 

The escalator in the shopping mall that goes downward.

We rode the descendatron to the first floor.

Descendatron by Mike May 24, 2004

Wagoneer

Rather large early sport utility vehicle manufactured by American Motors/Jeep. Often confused for a steroidal station wagon, these usually wooden clad beasts of burden are often seen on the sets of movies shot in stereotypically small towns. Although they appear to be rather unwieldy, they enjoy a splash through a puddle as much as a YJ or any other Jeep. Although they are frequently plagued by electrical problems and Saggin Wagon Syndrome, their owners love them nonetheless. By far the cheapest camping vehicle or for when a lot of storage space is a must. In spite of their gigantic, leaky engines and being just plain old, they are still by far the best Jeep ever. Way better than the lame Cherokee.

My Wagoneer costs more to maintain than my girlfriend.

Wagoneer by Mike May 24, 2004