by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
someone whose appreciation for hamburgers goes WAY beyond LOVE!!, and MUST eat hamburgers FREQUENTLY!!
i had to quit hamburgers cuz i was gettin' jiggly FAT! it wasn't easy, (OR fun!!) going 'cold turkey' and 'dumping' my burger junkie status!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
steve was a terminal burger junkie, he thought burgers were JESUS!!
joined the vegans and quit being a burger junkie!
i HATED when they 'ran off' the "sirloiner", the GOD of the burger junkie!!
by michael foolsley August 06, 2012
'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
i had plenty of food, but no sport food !
jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 03, 2023
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
a person BEING a female's "braw" , ie: "copping a feel" the glorious tactile shape of the gland/s under the hands pouring gasoline on an otherwise extremely "'flammable' circumstance
the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)
'envelopment' of the 'shot'
the simple glory of this as opposed to the much more challenging (and fraught with bullshit)
'envelopment' of the 'shot'
all he wanted was a simple feel, he didn't even care about "pumping shot" !!
he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !
hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "
he could think of NOTHING more desirable than a simple feel !
hail ! , the simple feel (job) "just ask the blind man! , he 'saw' it ALL !! "
by michael foolsley December 23, 2021
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009