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dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
Get the cobra and the mongoose mug.a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the thank ya much mug.a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"
this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!
it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!
-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!
car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!
it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!
-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!
car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!
i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!
the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!
the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
Get the ballpark me mug.(disposable theory) -AKA: "throwing something away" -how does one do this? if i "throw something away", it just vanishes, right? -or does it disappear in degrees depending on its' molecular make-up??
if i call you a 'cocksucker' my words might 'disappear', but if i "a-heave" my bic cigarette lighter, it will get out of my sight, but take hundreds of years to vanish! -in theory i have "thrown it away", though it still physically exists...now, lets' multiply this by 200 billion...or; lets' break out the goods and get good and 'altered'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -burn one for crazy unc'!!
if i call you a 'cocksucker' my words might 'disappear', but if i "a-heave" my bic cigarette lighter, it will get out of my sight, but take hundreds of years to vanish! -in theory i have "thrown it away", though it still physically exists...now, lets' multiply this by 200 billion...or; lets' break out the goods and get good and 'altered'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -burn one for crazy unc'!!
what of this disposable theory?
martin met a young woman, got the 'poison' ground out of him, then applied the disposable theory
made me a nice mess, now i'll apply the disposable theory
martin met a young woman, got the 'poison' ground out of him, then applied the disposable theory
made me a nice mess, now i'll apply the disposable theory
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
Get the disposable theory mug.NOT a guy singing through mosque-top horn speakers!!, but entering an area and clapping the hands twice; like a potentate summoning a servant. -all the nearby 'hop-heads' know this means: 'the "drugs" are here!, time to get 'hopped-up'!!'
all the frat boys at jk kng xauf fratenity gathered round to sample the fine new ganja!!, upon hearing the 'call to worship!!'
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
upon hearing the 'clap,clap' 'call to worship'!, zeke gathered up his 'tools', and put on his smoking jacket!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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motivator for the currency-challenged, taking notice of the potential of money dispense, possible aphrodisiac
in the early 1900s, residents of the south got a whiff of money from chicago.
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
in the thirties and forties, many got a whiff of money from washington dc, and proceded to suckle the government teat!
judy cashdollar got a whiff of money from the rolex 'ordinary' joe barnes was wearing at the pick-up bar.
jim got a whiff of money from the potential new employer
she got a whiff of money and got 'moist'
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
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