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doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.
GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!
that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
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by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
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hey diddle diddle, its' all pink in the middle, i'm going to bang that ass!
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by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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unable to get the mind 'in gear'
unable to get the mind 'in gear'
i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
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the slabbers are waiting for YOU !
that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
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NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!
mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!
it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
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