Definitions by michael foolsley

zip strips 

paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores

them zip strips will keep away the black death!

zip strips by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

caught the cancer 

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

caught the cancer by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

sexual reentry 

returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.

my sexual reentry wasn't too bad with judy, her girlfriend took a shine to me.

sexual reentry by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

burns off 

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

burns off by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

recovery room 

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'

wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room

recovery room by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

chyme thyme 

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......

urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!

chyme thyme by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

slam dunked 

vigorous sex

john seriously slam dunked that person

slam dunked by michael foolsley November 24, 2009