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intestinal sculpture

art consisting of remnant/s of previously consumed food usually found in/on a water-filled porcelain canvas... ie: SHIT!! (doug tracht, "the greaseman")
i just stepped in a dogs' intestinal sculpture, and about gagged!!

just layed a 'loaf' that was some definite intestinal sculpture!!

'baby' wouldn't eat my intestinal sculpture!
by michael foolsley June 4, 2011
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume
got me a Ph.d in dogology
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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yellowcupping

i better pass on that muggle bra i gotta do some yellowcupping soon.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
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bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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death of husky

husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'

along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!

nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!

i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?

i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'

relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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