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try for the sky

attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.

getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!

i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"

the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
mugGet the try for the skymug.

peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)
damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the peeing out of my buttlemug.

thats how i PRAY!

said after emitting room shaking BELCH!
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!

he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
mugGet the thats how i PRAY!mug.

bye bye

baby, infant, newborn -bye bye to your time, money, quiet, corvette, stratocaster, etc ...hello to slavery and ego pump!
we had our bye bye and did some trading: good bye to our, money, time, quiet, things...-hello to us as saviors!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the bye byemug.

burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the burning in hellmug.

space travel

orgasm, male OR female

-when the cranial g forces pull the sides of your face back, your eyes roll out of sight, you black out, and do the obligatory leaving of gravity, while shaking; all in a few seconds...
i'd like to space travel with him/her, hes'/shes' got the goods!

she seems like she'd really enjoy some nice space travel
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the space travelmug.

paisley sealy

terrifically body-fluided mattress
dude!, you need to dump that paisley sealy! think it could tell some stories?
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
mugGet the paisley sealymug.

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