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when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.
jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'
joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
by michael foolsley July 7, 2010
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with "climate control" and windows that don't open.
many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.
if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
with "climate control" and windows that don't open.
many while away their lives here "working", tapping shit into the computer or jabbering on the phone; hustling for money. usually a "skyscraper", possibly hundreds of feet tall/wide; blocking the horizon.
if some kind of catastrophe occurs, exiting can prove to be somewhat problematic!
no more 'skonk'!! i've got to "prepare for battle" in the glass coffin!
i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!
mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
i don't mind "working", but don't want to die in a glass coffin!!
mike foolsley, the architect had studied 'cool' architecture, but ended up designing glass coffins.
by michael foolsley December 2, 2011
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she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
he was churning and burning in her energy center
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
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the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse
ah need me some iced sperm
the necrophiliac milked some iced sperm out of the corpse
ah need me some iced sperm
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
Get the well then DIE!, damn you! mug.deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the contract warp mug.those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
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