michael foolsley's definitions
the creamy substance dispensed by the penis that is the literal "essence" of the male ie: ejaculate / spermatozoa
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
usually a spiritually damning battle is required to get it from point 'a' to point 'b' !
john couldn't find a milk maid to help in removal of his male soul milk !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
male soul milk was playing havoc with jim's mental well being !
male soul milk wasn't published, so john went of to the "pickup bar" in search of a 'milk maid' !
by michael foolsley December 20, 2018
Get the male soul milkmug. after a 'treatment' with my workout partner, both of us positively GLOWED!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
my workout partner and i 'ground' each other's troubles away!
-more satisfying than a conservative counting their money!!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2011
Get the workout partnermug. christmas!
the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
the day that makes women fly their 'cute' "freak flag" ! men have to go along with it (reluctantly) so as not to jeopardize their "treatments" , (ie: "cut off") there ARE a FEW men who actually claim to like it! , SOME are HETEROsexuals !
godda get these stupid decorations up for joan , for women's day !
the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !
john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!
one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
the "cuteness" of women's day PUKES !
john claims to LIKE women's day! bert: yah!! , he likes a "slice of pie" , TOO!
one upside of divorce , is 'dumping' christmas or women's day CUTE!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2021
Get the women's daymug. driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!
i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!
the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!
he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!
the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!
he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
Get the stomp it upmug. being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!
the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the clockbitmug. keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!
he jumped back in a super toilet panic when he heard the "jet taking off" sound!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
i found myself in a super toilet panic upon flushing same!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the super toilet panicmug. a super energetic individual 'going off' verbally or physically, consequently 'bouncing around the room' and off the walls like a "super ball" (-a possible meth/crankhead!)
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the boingingmug.