michael foolsley's definitions

zip strips

paper covered coffee stirrers at convenience stores

them zip strips will keep away the black death!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

caught the cancer

one doesn't 'catch' cancer, it just kind of comes around! plus, there are hundreds of cancers, not just one! ie: WHICH cancer? -to say 'the' cancer, is delightfully ignorant!!

wheres' jon been? -didn't you hear? he caught the cancer!
what kind?, i don't know!, just 'the' cancer! -must have been gut cancer, he used to eat a lot of shit sandwiches!!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

sexual reentry

returning to the world of the 'high and dry' from a trip to the milky way, with a sex partner. much mental carbon fiber is needed to avoid burn up upon return to this atmosphere.

my sexual reentry wasn't too bad with judy, her girlfriend took a shine to me.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

burns off

departure of a hangover, clearing of the fog

i'll get with you in a bit, dude; wait till this fog burns off a bit.

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

recovery room

bedroom, icu -place to 'sleep it off'

wheres' dave dude?

hes' in the recovery room

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

chyme thyme

the bitter substance that visits the back of the throat when belching or puking.......

urrrrppp! let me get some water mate, its' chyme thyme!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

slam dunked

vigorous sex

john seriously slam dunked that person

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009