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bottom burned

what parents would say to children re: spanking

what life can do to one
'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'

he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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death of husky

husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'

along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!

nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!

i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?

i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'

relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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try for the sky

attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.

getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!

i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"

the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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peeing out of my buttle

diarrhea (-self explanatory!)
damn, mixing those sweet cohols didn't work too well...i was peeing out of my buttle! (butt hole)
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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bundle down

removing tons of clothes; ones' 'eskimo suit'

-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!

wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!

contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!

in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
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blind contract

marriage certificate -weaving the 'state'/church into the equation of two humans who would desire to be 'linked' for any period of time. -pledging to remain the same to the person, without regard to chronological erosion, hidden, unrealized, or subliminal desires.
he signed a blind contract, then went crazy

they signed a blind contract, then both got sloppy fat

after signing a blind contract, realized he was gay
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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head jail

the concept of self imprisonment, ie: in a cell inside ones' own head.......
john could have cracked that crotch but he was in head jail

judy could have gone to the nude beach, but she was in head jail
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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