michael foolsley's definitions
attempt to raise the level of some of the more uplifting and elevating of human experience/s...sex and drugs definitely come under this category.
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
getting off the ground, back in the early days of aviation and 'breaking the bonds of gravity', was a much-sought after activity. in later aviation, much greater heights were sought! i.e. stratosphere, e.t.c. -no need for MISERABLE sex or drug experiences, when one can truly BLAST OFF!! (hint to the ladies! re; the female experience!!)
guy! try for the sky? (guy:) nah, godda pee in a fucking cup!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
i suckled him, till his eyes rolled back; but he'll never try for the sky with me!, i will find another "piece of meat"
the 'dirt boo' i bought, made feeble my try for the sky!!
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
Get the try for the skymug. by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the dogologymug. by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the yellowcuppingmug. statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'
(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the are you ready, boots?mug. one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump jobmug. a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
Get the claimed by bulkmug. actually getting sex!! (see: nirvanic moment)
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
-i'm never really certain i'm definitely going to get sex until i'm actually 'in gear'! (or mid-churn!) way too many freaky variables can exist, or materialize while 'negotiations' are under way!!
nothing in this life is worse than believing one is going to get sex, then the 'plug' is invariably pulled, and one is left 'in tears' with a large 'package' in ones' hands!!
this is largely the lot of males, though i'm sure many a woman has suffered too, from abrupt, non-follow-through!!
i was churnin' an burnin', huffin' an puffin', it was sexual actuality!!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
i was a piston rod pumping, in a burnin' engine; it was a sweet sexual actuality!
after the pick-up bar struggle, sexual actuality at long last transfixed glenn!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
Get the sexual actualitymug.