michael foolsley's definitions

always a screech, never a bash

someone jamming on their brakes and being able to stop before colliding with another 'chariot'. -you get all psyched up for the 'bash' follow through, but it never comes around........

cars always run that light, but it usually ends up always a screech, never a bash!!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009

peer's syndrome

need to constantly PEE!, specific to old people, also common in women of any age!

my poor old dead, dad would never leave the house because of peer's syndrome.

is your dad incontinent? -naw, its' just peer's syndrome

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

geographical chameleon

an area you haven't been to in a very, very, long time. you remember it one way, but by the time you get back the 'developers' have closed in, and though the 'lay of the land' is pretty much the same, new buildings/architecture (bizarrechitecture? (-urban dict.word!) have 'gone up' and you no longer recognize the place.

went back to pooptown after fifteen years and it had become a geographical chameleon!

by michael foolsley January 13, 2010

company that wouldn't leave

something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!

cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.

by michael foolsley February 19, 2010

urban tumbleweeds

filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.

what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!

john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!

they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009

my chateau

ones' residence, home, lean-to, tent, campsite, place under bridge abutment, and/or misc. lodgings

lets' surrey over to my chateau for a 'treat'

my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!

i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

punch her cheeks

sexual intercourse between male and female

you'd best know i'm going to punch her cheeks!!

there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks

she was willing to let him punch her cheeks

by michael foolsley December 23, 2009