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any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
his theories were plump with lump
my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump
YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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Get the fire line mug.the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
by michael foolsley July 7, 2011
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the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!
i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!
i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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