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that place!, those people!

the damning realization one shortly will have to get out the door and GO TO WORK!!

unless you are the owner, boss, showman...e.t.c. you can be pretty sure of finding yourself in some "close encounters of the third kind" with other humans...putting some neosporin or k-y on the buttocks, can help ease the pain (in the ass) of what awaits you!!

not much more horrifying on sunday night (or WHENEVER YOU'RE 'cycle' begins!!), than thinking; that place!, those people!

HORRID feelings dating WAY back to early in your life, when they took you to the first day of SCHOOL!! -not too much time passed before you were, "CONFUSED WITH A TOILET!!"
in an idle moment during the week-end, i found myself thinking...-that place!, those people!

a perky-butted strumpet took a shine to me at work, taking away some of the 'sting' of, that place!, those people!

the 'savvy' u.d. 'hep cats and kittens' thought my, that place! those people!; concept 1/2 baked!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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grease release

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
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claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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bye bye

baby, infant, newborn -bye bye to your time, money, quiet, corvette, stratocaster, etc ...hello to slavery and ego pump!
we had our bye bye and did some trading: good bye to our, money, time, quiet, things...-hello to us as saviors!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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thats how i PRAY!

said after emitting room shaking BELCH!
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!

he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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