michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
Get the cage timemug. husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!
nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!
i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'
relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
Get the death of huskymug. 'Put down that $10,000 vase this instant!! do you want your bottom burned??'
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
he got his bottom burned by the trooper
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
Get the bottom burnedmug. an actual glass enclosed telephone "booth" about 7'X3'X3' designed for having a 'private' conversation?? the fancier ones actually had a little seat, a switchable light/fan combo, and a small writing desk. sometimes i mourn for these when some ass-sucker (so sorry!!, VIP!) is all a-babble two feet from me on a 'soul' (cell) phone.
he stepped into the phone booth to ditch the police.
while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.
we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.
while talking to elizabeth, he affixed his gum to the bottom of the phone booth seat.
we were feeding slugs to the phone booth, then whapping the 'coin return' to get free calls.
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the phone boothmug. one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !
the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
Get the bump jobmug. a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !
(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!
can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !
he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !
she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
Get the claimed by bulkmug. powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!
the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!
jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!
rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!
jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!
rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
Get the pack a wallopmug.