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yappy the dog

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!
the crackheads were burglarizing a house when they encountered yappy the dog!!

that bitch talks WAY too much!! -fuckin' ay!!, -yappy the dog!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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plump with lump

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"
-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!
by michael foolsley October 28, 2013
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fire line

group of humans awaiting sex
(you choose name) was working on him/herself while waiting his/her turn in a fire line
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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the showman

the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!

had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!

give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
by michael foolsley July 7, 2011
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i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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question man

the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'

the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........

after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!

i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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turd rider

tailgater -having a poor 'detective' of a driver UP YOUR ASS!! -GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS!!! (assuming you are driving the speed limit or more!!!!) one car length for every ten miles of speed??
i'm going to pull over and dump this turd rider!!

this turd rider is PISSING ME OFF!!

i'm going to get out of the way and make this turd rider 'point man'
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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