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clinical pizza oven

next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!

i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
by michael foolsley December 11, 2011
mugGet the clinical pizza ovenmug.

box or ashes

june stated she wanted a box when asked, box or ashes ?

do you want a box or ashes?

don't like things crawling on me, isle take ashes!!
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
mugGet the box or ashesmug.

might as well get out and walk

something to mutter to oneself when held hostage behind 'snail' driver!!
a turtle could smoke that fuck!...might as well get out and walk!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
mugGet the might as well get out and walkmug.

michael and donald's

mcdonald's "family restaurant" a.k.a. the less verbose "mickey d's"

i like the way michael and donald's puts an "alternate lifestyle" spin on it!
are you hungry ? no, i just got a shit sammich at michael and donald's !

let's go get the new dung wrap at michael and donald's

got me a flesh sammich from michael and donald's !
by michael foolsley December 30, 2021
mugGet the michael and donald'smug.

muggle up

time for smoking of marijuana in cigarette form; joint, blunt
hey john! lets' muggle up! -fuckin ay!

we better muggle up before we sex it up!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the muggle upmug.

thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
mugGet the thank ya muchmug.

ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
mugGet the ballpark memug.

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