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statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 9, 2011
Get the lets' get some maw likka! mug.creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
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-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
-this time of year, (nov.) we are hearing phrases like, 'wintry' and 'bundle up'...when spring 'rolls', (OR travel time!) i like to think about bundling DOWN!! -especially when heading to the nude beach!!
'kissed off' that killer snow, flew down to haulover beach and preceded to bundle down!
wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!
contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!
in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
wendy couldn't wait to BUNDLE DOWN! she HATED wearing clothing!!
contrary to shopping and fashion, she loved to bundle down!!
in the south of france, many folks like to bundle down!!
by michael foolsley November 17, 2011
Get the bundle down mug.FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!
the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'
the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...
john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...
judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the shape distortion mug.A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!
'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!
i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
Get the financially secure mug.my dentist's new hygienist got sucklingly close to my face with her huge bazooms, giving me the spermers' BA-LEWS!!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
his crank was sucklingly close to his/her lips!!
the statuesque human came sucklingly close to the DNA prisoner!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
Get the sucklingly close mug.degree of measurement by which a human (and their sex parts!!) becomes a 'FOOD ITEM'!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
i.e. pure ORAL FIXATION!!, SWEET ENOUGH TO EAT!!
shes'/hes' got a high degree of edibility!! one doesn't make a 'mess' in/on that; one EATS THAT!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
she wanted a dosage of my 'hot sauce', but had such a high degree of edibility; i could only think FOOD!!
by michael foolsley September 3, 2011
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