physical attributes of a human-
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!
he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
man of steel (or 'men')
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.
the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
won't you apply an oral vacuum to my rectum?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
let me cordially invite you to apply an oral vacuum to my crank
couldn't you kindly administer an oral vacuum to my jonk?
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
like saying; i don't have the balls to (your choice!) for WOMEN! OR: i HAD/HAVE the ovaries to (do something)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
(note: from a letter writer in the 'savage love' column!!)
at the pick up bar: go on over and talk to him!! (response:) i don't have the ovaries!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
sarah didn't have the ovaries to tell her boss he/she was a piece of shit!
jane was feeling brave, had the ovaries to introduce herself; and ended up 'rocketing to the moon'!!
by michael foolsley August 23, 2012
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
(the anti-"hippie" chick!); woman wearing heavy makeup that seems almost reflective! -hence, appearing 'shiny'
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
these women usually embrace the folding green religion and would love to take a ride on YOUR gravy train!
shiny chicks usually excel in the more physical skills, rather than being some of our greater thinkers!!
theobald found the pickup bar 'shiny chick' repellent!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
james picked up a shiny chick, but couldn't get a "stiffy"
ian knew he could never get the shiny chick to go camping!
by michael foolsley January 10, 2010