745 definitions by michael foolsley
the more truthful version of the idiotic: "what do YOU do ??" which is simply a nosy way to find out someone's money source! if the source isn't 'approved' , one can wave goodbye to their (would-be) 'slice' !
that bitch asked: where do you get money ? i was, DAMN! , if i tell the truth i won't have a CHANCE of "cracking that crotch" !
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
if you sound half intelligent, "they" want to know: what do you do ? sometimes, i like to speak cretinese, which shuts the where do you get money ? types right down "
by michael foolsley May 7, 2022
by michael foolsley August 20, 2023
bringing oneself to ORGASM ! (unisex)
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
NOTHING to do with the church, except the sacred one of bodies slapping together! , "moving SHOT" !
jen "struck out" at the pick-up bar and went home to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
john need a "treatment" , but had to improvise! soon he found himself getting holy !
he was " young, dumb, and full of come ! " (cum) he needed to get holy !
by michael foolsley April 3, 2021
the three phases of sex!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
those with 'stiff' (conservative?, slow-witted?) mental attitudes and tendencies, when faced with some situation requiring a 'tad' bit of imagination. (aka; 'walking of the "wild" side'/stretching' of the mind.
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
those quick to 'not get it', and/or walk away quickly, back to their minister, banker, bishop or momma!
when joe spit flaming alcohol out of his mouth, the simpler souls didn't 'get it'!!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
the simpler souls quickly left, when our fart-lighting session began.
we trained wendy to fart and belch, but the simpler souls couldn't handle it!
by michael foolsley December 6, 2011
cut me a killer belch!, some heads spun around and i informed them; -thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
he scared off the young women with a huge belch, stating; thats how i PRAY!
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.
call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'
by michael foolsley March 24, 2011