Definitions by michael foolsley

church junk 

church dogma, rituals, etc

i was workin' this babe at foolsley's, but when she started talking church junk; i went limp!!

church junk by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

cobra and the mongoose 

opposite or contrasting point/s of view

dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!

cobra and the mongoose by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

old fashioned sperming 

sport fucking ie: allusion to the days when women served more as property/objects than as a supreme being. needs of man were actually acknowledged, and empathized with.

i could use me an old fashioned sperming

joe was going to get he an old fashioned sperming

old fashioned sperming by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

god of sex

the imaginary god who grants you a 'taste' at his/her/its' leisure. -what remains in the background chuckling to itself whether you 'strike big' or not. if you are/were a good little 'person' perhaps the god of sex will grant YOU a 'taste'!!
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jen, i saw you with muscles mcfoolsley last night? did you get a treatment...-yes, thanks to the god of sex!!!

the god of sex greenlit me with rosanna last night, i almost 'tacked out on that!!!!

god of sex by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

'tacked out 

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'

-sorry about your dad dude! -what happened?
he 'tacked out on my stepma in mid-pump!!!

'tacked out by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

custodial care 

industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...

ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care

custodial care by michael foolsley November 29, 2009

urban tumbleweeds

filmy, plastic shopping bags flipping around, everywhere and anywhere.

what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!

john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!

they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!

urban tumbleweeds by michael foolsley November 28, 2009