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others have destinations

for you to mutter when 'held hostage' behind 'snail driver'
pop doodle driving 20mph in 30 mph zone...-you: others have destinations
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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kadaffy

moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!

kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
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burn some rope

lets' burn some rope, then go to titty city!

lets' burn some rope, infant!

lets' burn some fuck-damn rope!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs

a ref. to those "charities" who get a "whiff of money" from a donator , then ; amp up the money hustle,
as well as turning over the donater's name to EVERY charity that seeks a SAVIOUR , ! resulting in TRUCKLOADS of junk mail !!
i gave a donation to pop dinkins foundation , now i get BOMBED !! with junk mail from hustlers who dinkins sold:my info, to !! that got a "whiff of MONEY" !! -THANKS !!
word: i'm NOT the goose who lays the golden eggs !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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M.O.S.

man of steel (or 'men')

the 'macho man' who has huge pain tolerance, physically OR emotionally!; ESPECIALLY WHEN DRUNK!!
jack was a true M.O.S.!! he took on some killer bikers and got seriously thrashed, but bounced back like a turd that wouldn't flush!

he didn't know what he was in for challenging those M.O.S.

the special op M.O.S. kept on shooting after losing part of a leg, until he keeled over from blood loss!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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like a jewel

something that cannot be improved on! -another version is 'shines like gold' (or shining)
i checked for my potential definition in urban dictionary and abandoned it, three different people had put it like a jewel, i couldn't beat that!
he handled that business deal like a jewel
her bare glands gave good air; like jewels
that emerald shined like a jewel
that tool worked like a jewel
by michael foolsley February 2, 2010
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juicys

i was moving furniture and caught the head juicys, wheres' my head (doo) rag?

this bitch wouldn't let me off, cause i had the juicys!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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