statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!
leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 09, 2011

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)
aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2018

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)
i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!
real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!
she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself
suckle my dual function drainage hose!!
the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.
a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!
dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!
steve: my testicles can handle it!!
dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!
steve: my testicles can handle it!!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 08, 2012

somebody ordered slops, they're going to have to cancel the "big game"
i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
i was going to get out there and do my 'thing', but somebody ordered slops
by michael foolsley November 22, 2011
