Definitions by michael foolsley

little bit lumpy 

said after farting...indication of possibility of shitting oneself, and/or 'giving birth'

i blew one that was a little bit lumpy

hey joe! warint (weren't or wasn't) tha' one jus a lil' bit lumpy?l

little bit lumpy by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

jiggle the handle 

shaking toilet handle to re-seat float valve, avoidance of dealing with permanent fix for same. GREAT rock band name!!

i better go jiggle the god damn handle!

tonight me and duane are going to see jiggle the handle

jiggle the handle by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

boinging 

a super energetic individual 'going off' verbally or physically, consequently 'bouncing around the room' and off the walls like a "super ball" (-a possible meth/crankhead!)

he was boinging so much, my friends and i were dazed and confused!
he was a boingy kind of guy!

boinging by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

transpos interuptus 

(driving) -signaling WHEN turning!!! -giving absolutely no early notice of your desire to turn until too late!!!, leaving following driver hanging 'high and dry' (just like coitus interuptus!!) to fight for their right to move ('party') against oncoming/flowing traffic!! -not a pleasant predicament to find oneself in!!! -may these brain-dead 'souls' all 'catch' terminal cancer!!!

that piece of shit put me in transpos interuptus

i was left burning in transpos interruptus

transpos interuptus by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

passing lane blindness 

doing the speed limit or LESS! in the (left or) passing lane!
an individual unable to perceive the line of cars behind him/her, hugging their bumper; trying to tell them something.

GET OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY! YOU DUMB ASS!! -camp on a toilet!!! -makes one long for a james bond car!!! to 'fix' the problem!, ignorance; total non-understanding of ones' status relating to driving techniques.! STUPIDITY!!

that stupid ass has the passing lane blindness, what a dumb mother-fuck!! -might as well get out and walk!!

he has the passing lane blindness, and doesn't notice the tractor-trailer up his ass!!

passing lane blindness by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

thank ya much 

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.

mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.

thank ya much by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

snake shakers 

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion

i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!

snake shakers by michael foolsley December 10, 2009