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pick-up bar

gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
by michael foolsley August 13, 2010
mugGet the pick-up barmug.

get rubbery

take muscle relaxants or other magic pharmaceuticals 'for your health', providing a rubbery feeling similar to being drunk, but with a bit more clarity.
fuck those beers lets' get rubbery!

she got rubbery on quaaludes, then stripped; and ground the poison out of him
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the get rubberymug.

the healing

surveying the clients at the pick-up bar, jane thought to herself; bring on the healing!!

bring on the healing! stated one of 'the damned'
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the the healingmug.

sprung a leak

cut oneself, 'draw' blood
just one moment, i need a bandaid, -i've just fucking sprung a leak!!

that sheet metal had a barb on it! -now i've sprung a leak!

after the fight with the quigg brothers, john had sprung a leak over his eye!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
mugGet the sprung a leakmug.

pumped up chump

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically
daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
mugGet the pumped up chumpmug.

how nice for you

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!
-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!
by michael foolsley December 18, 2009
mugGet the how nice for youmug.

float someone

pay someone elses' bills, keep someones' head above water
john wasn't looking to float someone but he HAD gotten her preg-o-not!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
mugGet the float someonemug.

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