holiday treat

observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
gina saw aphrodite running during the holidays and thought, now, theres' a holiday treat!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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turd in his pocket

bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'

(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!

jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket

the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011
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squiggly porn

cable channels that offer 'porn' that is "scrambled" by 'squiggly' lines. (every now and then you can get a glimpse of 'prime parts') -the cough-up of some hard gained $$$ can make the squiggly lines disappear, but rarely worth it!!!
joe and i were getting hopped up listening to music, while watching squiggly porn

had a serious squiggly porn thing going last night!
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
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shepherd the punk

child rearing ! , parenthood

EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??

when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !

go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
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electric blond

hair color somewhere between platinum blond and white (aibino lite?)
i wanted 'do' that electric blond but she was sp-o-o-o-o-ky action!!!!!!!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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save the bacteria

where is PETA when the poor bacteria are dying? who is going to stand up for them!
pretty soon someones' going to be crying save the bacteria!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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scrub the launch

reluctantly acceptive of a "pick up bar" turn down
jim had to scrub the launch and return home for some ungoverned sex! and set himself "alight" (-UK for "on fire" !)

he hated to, but had to scrub the launch

he THOUGHT he was going to "get off" , but had to scrub the (would be) launch
by michael foolsley September 05, 2022
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