Definitions by michael foolsley

we are the chumpy ones 

we are the champions -by queen *one cannot escape hearing this stupid song at a sports arena! i HATED these guys when they came out, but have since learned to like them! -nevertheless, i still have trouble appreciating 'champions' -maybe its' the 'chorus style' singing?? -its' just a goofy fucking ditty!!...-who likes anybody peacocking and pumping themselves up??

i heard we are the chumpy ones at the baseball game and thought; yes indeed, you guys ARE the chumpy ones!!

we are the chumpy ones by michael foolsley December 20, 2009

action my reaction 

*high school boy hi-jinks*!! -placing of a carbonated beverage (with opening covered by thumb) on nether region, then bucking hips to shake it up. -at moment of choice, release effluent; simulating male ejaculation. -shout action! my reaction!! -this is a guaranteed way to impress females!!

john did an action my reaction in the middle of some sorority girls, while bill pulled out his 'unit' and put his glasses on it, simulating a nose!

action my reaction by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

sirloiner 

VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's

-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!

-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!

-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!

they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!

sirloiner by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

health food law 

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)

i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!

health food law by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

hard bage 

non-recyclable garbage -refuse that recylers don't want/won't take for various reasons (like 'hardware' or 'software' in garbage language)

i keep one can for hard bage, and one for soft

time to de-bage (take out "trash") wheres' my hard bage can?

got me lots of hard bage

hard bage by michael foolsley December 19, 2009

how nice for you 

i don't give a shit!; who cares!; -your story has become tiresome!! -a polite way to express fake interest!!

-and then we walked through the plaza de mcfoolsley, window shopping and jabbering... (response) -how nice for you!!

jeremy just graduated second grade, and kates' in a play!...(response) -how nice for you!!

i ordered a cup of yak sperm while she babbled on an on, at what was apparently the end, i stated; how nice for you!!

how nice for you by michael foolsley December 18, 2009

def on your grave 

defecation, take a shit -a steaming lump of smelly funk a-top YOUR "place of rest"! THE ULTIMATE INSULT!! (i guess a cremation urn would require a cup of diarrhea!!) -for the true, 'earned' and deserving ASSHOLE!!

i'm going to def on your grave

his ex-wife exclaimed: i'm going to def on your grave!!

i'm going to def on his grave

def on your grave by michael foolsley December 18, 2009