michael foolsley's definitions
self explanatory -lots of fun can be had by replacing the word 'baby' with infant. 'baby' is used anywhere and everywhere for everything!!!. -substituting 'infant' garners some definite puzzlement, you may not publish this; but try it! it throws a definite wrench in the speech 'machine' -serves as a delightful speech 'stiffening agent' too!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the infantmug. state of affairs of a fat person
john was so fat i could barely make out bones, he was seriously out of focus.
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
kat had gotten huge, she was seriously out of focus
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the out of focusmug. high enough to still function reasonably sanely, no need to go to the top of the mountain! -smart people get a 'guide' for that!
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
(-NEVER do LSD, hallucinogenics ALONE!!! -sorting fantasy from reality does indeed become a considerable problem! alone -advice from an old line 'hop head' )
i was plateauing pretty nicely when that record came on, i was seeing trails and visuals in somewhat of a liquid state!
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the plateauingmug. one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
Get the get along mind!mug. crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
Get the B & M factormug. no 'call waiting!!'
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the the blattingmug. shat on or peed upon, shit on one/something, treat with total abandonment of respect, 'stink' upon one, break-down, malfunction
my boss got me confused with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
my tv confused me with a toilet last night
john's wife confused him with a toilet
by michael foolsley August 11, 2010
Get the confused with a toiletmug.