michael foolsley's definitions

left door law

business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably LOCKED!! -i've traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually NO memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting "public" bldgs!)

-WHATS' UP WITH THAT??

i'm left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right... -IF YOU HAVE TWO GODDAMNED DOORS, WHY NOT OPEN BOTH!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the "secret police" will appear and apply "extreme unction"!!

shit!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!

the left door law is applied at our business!

i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!

by michael foolsley December 24, 2010

easy payment

say what!!!!! since when was ANY payment fucking easy?? oh! easy, i get it...easy as trying to crack someones' crotch!! ie:sweating blood to buy time!!

jack made an easy payment with such ease that he was covered in bruises!!!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

sig udder

"significant other" commonly referring to a female, but applicable to those 'packing' a "skin pastry bag" as well !
(ALSO a "sig udder" !)

udder , and other, sound VERY similar, and should be understood by even the SIMPLEST of souls !
also, not quite the mouthful "significant other" requires !

my sig udder is going to "grind the poison" out of me !

i'm waiting for my sig udder !

by michael foolsley September 27, 2022

'i'm bored here'

something to mutter to oneself when stuck at 'evil' stoplight!
you have exhausted all the possibilities of "entertainment", and remain, quite simply: bored here!

this evil stop light is KILLING me!! 'i'm bored here'!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010

excruciatingly

ref; to extreme pain, severe discomfort (-applied to human physical attributes, it refers to something on the edge of reality, as we know it)

she was excruciatingly pretty

he was excruciatingly attractive

her butt was excruciatingly perky

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

folding greens

the religious sect whose deity is a piece of green american paper that can move mountains and/or get males sex (good rock band name!)

those republicans seem like nothing but a bunch of folding greens!

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

little jesus

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)

that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009