fuk duc

fucked up -state of affairs for a seriously 'intoxed' vietnamese person
wheres' dan? sleeping, he was pretty fuk duc last night
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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NLPB

that 'bird' sure has something ! dave: NLPB !!

that art chick is WAY kool ! yeah! , NLPB !!

that server SMOKES !... this is TRUE! , NLPB !!
by michael foolsley December 28, 2021
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'if' one needed sex

a humorous aside to the constant status of the male.

there is no 'IF', 'possibly', 'probably' or 'maybe'; for the male! the male CONSTANTLY needs sex!! (with the exception of when the "big game" is on!! -or when the male has JUST 'e-jacked' !!
i'd hit that in a heartbeat, 'IF' i needed sex!!

she/he has high "doability", 'IF' one needed sex!!

'IF' one needed sex, they could "quaf their quim joys" with that!!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
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porcelain room

"bathroom", loo -room to excrete/evacuate in private in
i had to ask where the porcelain room was
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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teamster's blues

strike out at the pick-up bar, nothing to load, no work
john had tools and a load of freight, but nothing to load; he had the ol' teamster's blues!
by michael foolsley December 05, 2009
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eraser rot

'death' of the rubber on an old pencil. usually discovery of this is by making nasty, hard to remove streaks all over your "masterpiece" when trying to erase.......

i nowadays get suspicious when the eraser looks dark...i start fingernail poking, checking the 'elasticity'; saving me the effort of industrial cursing!!

(maybe its' just an 'old peoples' thing!!?? i forgot about "paperless environment"!!)
my mind went blank, i made an error, tried to erase; but was tortured by eraser rot!!

eraser rot made my notation look like hell!! i couldn't remove the fuck damn marks!!

all the 'kool kats' @ u.d. HATED my concept of eraser rot!!
by michael foolsley September 22, 2011
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MY DEAD DOG !

an expression of DOUBT! like saying: are you shitting me ?

there WAS a period where i had to stop saying this because several people i know just had a dog die!
APOLOGIES! to those finding THEMSELVES currently THERE!

it IS an "arty" slogan, and if you don't feel SOMETHING (good OR BAD !) it ISN'T ART !! still, a possibility of inappropriateness DOES exist !
trump: green is PURPLE ! -crazy uncle bwob: MY DEAD DOG !

let's have sixteen more beers!! college 'boy': MY DEAD DOG !

i lorraine "ground the poison out of me" last night! guy: MY DEAD DOG !
by michael foolsley March 30, 2022
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