Definitions by michael foolsley
magnificent hair
extremely long hair on a female, well beyond the shoulders!
this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?
this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
this sometimes serves as 'bait' for the male, then; after the couple has 'paired up', and their partnership becomes more 'businesslike', the "magnificent hair" is replaced with the super-short 'pixie-look'. the logic behind this is, "it takes less time to maintain"!?
this development is a sorrowful one!!, -the more creative mind/s have been known to figure at least one way to incorporate the "magnificent hair" into the sex act as well!!
that is the most magnificent hair i have seen in a good while!! (response) -truly! -the mind wanders......!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
she got her law degree, then pixified her long, magnificent hair!
she wasn't the most attractive of females, but had long magnificent hair!!
once dan and judy began industrial reproduction, it was time for judy to 'dump' and pixify her long, magnificent silky hair!!
magnificent hair by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
company that wouldn't leave
something that has "worn out its' welcome" and is unable to 'get the hint' that you want its' stupid ass GONE!!
cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
company that wouldn't leave by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
piggyback fees
when purchasing a ticket for just about anything, one can NEVER pay a 'flat', all 'inclusive fee'...!!
-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)
this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!
-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
-there always are "handling" charges, 'special' charges, table reservation charges, air-usage charges, parking charges, etc!! (-you get it!) pumping up the initial charge, so one has to 'choke-up' more money -ie:getting "nickled and dimed" to death! (the american way!!)
this is a form of 'bait and switch' as one thinks they're going to 'get sex' for a certain price, but the price just keeps rising!!
-why not just pump another twenty dollars on the ticket price to begin with?? -i guess a 'flat' charge is just too frightening here in america!, where everything MUST exist under a cloud of bullshit!!
did you get mike foolsley tickets? -yeah the price is reasonable, but the piggyback fees will eat your ass up!!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
just me and the piggyback fees in a dark alley, me with a shotgun!
piggyback fees by michael foolsley February 15, 2010
vegetarian valentines day
all these jewelery ads are annoying me, i'm going to have a vegetarian valentines day!!
judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
judy was expecting a vegetarian valentines day!!
vegetarian valentines day by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
got glorious
joe undid her front closure "braw" and got glorious !!
they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!
jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!
they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!
jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!
got glorious by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
dress tims
a pair of timberland boots for 'formal' occasions, without a speck of dirt on them, while keeping another 'soiled' pair for the "construction site"
i put on my dress tims and me an' johnny d went to foolsley's
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
that bitch asked me to wear my dress tims!
i wear my dress tims to church
dress tims by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
power wash
shit! this def left a terrible mess in my rump (such a silly word!) i'm going to have to power wash!
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power washing is the only way i'm going to clean this dung!!
upon 'blowing one', i soon realized it was going to require a power wash
power wash by michael foolsley February 12, 2010