no 'call waiting!!'
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
in ancient times when one were 'desperate' to get hold of someone, there existed a torture some indicator someone was using the phone, (or had it off the 'hook' to 'duck' your ass!!) called a 'BUSY SIGNAL' (or 'reorder tone")
this busy signal still exists to this day! among all the modern technology that does everything but 'take you off'. it could truly be maddening if one were 'desperate' to get through to someone. ('hungry' teens, emergencies, etc!)
seems pretty antique to me, why not disco music or something? -at least the ABILITY to 'dump' the blatting!!
i guess call waiting is where we're 'railroaded' to now!!
did you get through to wendy yet? fuck no, all i got was the blatting, and her mobile is off!!...-shit, man-fuucck!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
needed to 'get off', tried to call my 'infant', but all i got was the blatting!!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
i was washing dishes and gotted me the running water urine draw
me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
me was running for the "terlit" after i got me the running water urine draw
by michael foolsley January 08, 2010
the state where the 'guts' of a sandwich, (sub, hamburger, etc) INSIST on oozing out one side after or during the 'bite-down'; because of too much mayo, goo, etc...
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
an extra hand is need to 'arrest' the movement before the 'filling' flops on terra firma. (or your fucking LAP!!)
BIB wearing time!!
i was distracted by coo, before i noticed my sandwich skate!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
not big on a gooey sandwich! all that 'goo' whistles for sandwich skate!!
my sub was doing the sandwich skate like a hockey player!
by michael foolsley January 19, 2011
one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 09, 2010
crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!
the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!
judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
by michael foolsley September 11, 2022
the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009