Definitions by michael foolsley
surrey on
go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)
a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage
lets' surrey on down to the bluntsman's and procure some 'goodness'
i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
i'm going to surrey on over to jane's for a 'taste'
surrey on by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
folder
defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.
cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!
folder by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
cat on the beach
a situation that could/would never occur! -the feeling of standing out, -nowhere to hide, nothing to crawl under...forced to "deal with it"
jill stood out at the party like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
the crackhead fit in with the conservatives like a cat on the beach
the cat stood out on the beach like a cat on the beach
cat on the beach by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
too nice to soil
a fabulous looking human, that seems almost too nice looking to 'paint' with nasty ol' body fluids!!
she/he was looking too nice to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
no human is too nice looking to soil!!
it was too nice looking to soil!
too nice to soil by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
cock logic
the ability or inability of the male to make intelligent decisions when sex is at stake. -to move 'shot', a form of blindness often sets in, possibly making one regret his actions or decisions.
john didn't exhibit much cock logic when he 'hit' the jenkins girl!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
steve believed he couldn't 'cream' just anywhere, he always tried to use some kind of cock logic!
she was a 'mess-maker's dream', but still required some cock logic!
-there is very little cock logic available for the male when sex is involved!!
cock logic by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
porcelain room
porcelain room by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
post their fees
when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
post their fees by michael foolsley December 26, 2009