michael's definitions

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 22, 2005

behir

basically means someone who is big and hariy and particularly ugly. They remind you of a beast so much that you would not be surprised if a knight rode in to slay them.

My sister is such a "behir" (usually said with alot of might and enthusiasm).

by Michael April 19, 2005

dictorial

The adjective for 'dictator'

Someone said dictorial was a word and it's not. So I made it a word.

by Michael April 19, 2005

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

Binx

A girl from a poor litte town called Portland, which is part of Oregon. Her dad is even boy hating psycho who refers to people as "shit heads" and her twin sister is also evil! She on the other hand is rather a nice person.. despite her obsession with everything even containing the word britian, or england, or scotland even? Apart from irn bru, which despite its deliciousness, she does not like!
Also reffered to as "wheetabinx"!

Who is obsessed with Britain?

Why, that would have to be Binx!

by Michael April 13, 2005

poop shuggit

a small Chunk of human feces

originally used by 10 year old lithuanian-americans.

Jim was being a poop shuggit so we curb stomped his ass.

by Michael April 9, 2005

standard for laguna

an event that one would expect to happen in Laguna

binging on coke and pooping on peoples chests is pretty standard for laguna.

by Michael April 9, 2005