michael's definitions

wiloch

tall, sexy, and beautiful

Wow...that woman is extremely wiloch!

by Michael September 8, 2003

alienware

a company that sells the best made computers and treats their employees like crap and pays them like crap for the amount of money theyre making of them.

hmmm, sounds like someone is disgruntled

anyone get any mistakes in their Alienware computer it's my fault for leaving my job.

by michael October 22, 2004

Shut down

When you try to make a good call on someone but end up looking like a tool yourself, have your comeback destryed. To try and make yourself look cool by putting someone down but then they make you look like a tool.

"Hey idot watch out for the car fag!"

"Its parked you stupid nob"

2 "Your an idot"

"Your the one that glued your nob to a vending machine"

by Michael January 13, 2005

Emo "metal"

Its all that crappy music they play on Uranium and Headbangers ball. It has annoying guitars and annoying-er voices.

Atreyu, Avenged Sevenfold

by Michael August 25, 2004

Guns N' Roses

An hard-rock/heavy metal group popular in the late 80's into the early 90's. Known world-wide and extremely popular in the US and UK. Toured Worldwide including Australia and Japan for their Use Your Illusion Tour. Original members include Axl Rose (singer), Slash (lead guitar), Izzy Stradlin (rhythm guitar), Duff McKagan (bass) and Steven Adler (drums). Drummer was later replaced by Matt Sorum and pianist Dizzy Reed was introduced for the Use Your Illusion albums.

Guns N' Roses rock hard.

by Michael June 30, 2003

mexico city

World's largest city known for wealth, poverty, and it's history. The main place in Mexico that has civilized culture.

Polanco in Mexico City was very chic.

by Michael October 25, 2003

Tits

The reason men talk to women.

The only reason I even talk to that bitch is because her tits are hugs.

by Michael October 18, 2004