michael's definitions

megger the kegger

1. Any female named megan who thoroughly enjoys getting fucked up and puking at houses the first tme she goes there.
2. Girls named megan who like to drink out of kegs...........and puke.
3. Any girl named megan who drinks too much, pukes and then tries to get with all your friends.

"Hey Scott, dont tell kegger about the party ok, you know what happened last time." "Oh you mean when she when she tried to do a keg stand by her self, fell over and dislocated her leg, and then vomited all over eneryone, and still tried to get on Kyle." "Yeah thats what I mean"

by Michael April 9, 2005

Kerpundulated

Meaning "the ability to rule the world." Origin being, my twisted cerebrum.

"Claire is now Kerpundulated since she obtained fame."

by Michael August 3, 2004

cut

hood term for the act of having sex

"Cuz you look like you aint been cut"
"Lets go cut in the telli"
"She ain't down to cut tonight"

by Michael May 13, 2005

PLU

People Like Us. A subtle reference to people of the same socio-economic class.

I really like that private school around the corner. They parents there are people like us.

by Michael May 31, 2003

pluh

The Occurance of female ejaculation.

I'm gonna pluh all over ya.

by Michael January 12, 2005

Slurpie

Cunnilingus. As blowjob is to fellatio, "slurpie" is to cunnilingus.

"C'mon baby, gimmie a slurpie", she moaned, dropping her panties and spreading her legs.

by Michael August 8, 2004

PUPPY JUICE

(n) Old British slang for Pre-ejaculate, pre-cum, or any residue from having ejaculated or urinated.

I had a wet spot on my shorts from making so much puppy juice.

by Michael February 13, 2004