Daytime Janitors

Them little cleaning people at theatres who are only good at cleaning things like restrooms and lobbies. They like to call themselves Ushers, but we all know what's under that shiznit.
(Especially those working at Tinseltown in El Paso)
-The toilet is clogged yo.
-Well just call one of those lazy daytime janitors, they clean as good as your mom.
by Michael December 05, 2004
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Never in life

A self-explanatory phrase, uttered to accentuate a point, usu. the impossibility or extremity of a situation, with the stress/accent on "life"
Buddy, never in life would I date that crazy girl.

Never in life would I go back to that minegar job.
by Michael June 20, 2005
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shimitaro mushrooms

Shimitaro Mushrooms is somthing that you would say in front of one of your parents to keep you from saying the S-H-I-T word.
If you stub your toe you would say "OH SHIMITARO MUSHROOMS.
by Michael March 30, 2005
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sparter

a special partner/lover (i.e. friend with benefits); Amber Bennett's boyfriend
"Is that Amber's sparter?"
by Michael February 07, 2005
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ROTFLBITC

Rolling on the floor, biting in the carpet.
(Usenet speak in response to a joke.)
by Michael March 17, 2003
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CIE

Cash-in-Envelope.

A method of payment by which an employer pays their employees by inserting cash currency in an envelope, and transmits it to the employee by handing it to them. As opposed-to: ACH, Check.
1. I got my CIE payment today from the boss.
by michael January 26, 2005
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bitchfu

An unaccepted form of martial arts consisting of hair-pulling and open palmed slapping that one bitch may use to fight an opponent
she used bitchfu on his ass
by Michael June 20, 2003
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