michael's definitions

taco burner

A Mexican who cooks tacos! AKA DIRTY MEXICAN!!

Any and all Mexicans not born in the United States!

by MICHAEL February 25, 2005

pathetisad

Combination of the two words 'pathetic' and 'sad'. Used to describe a situation that is so pathetic it's not even funny, it's just sad.

The fat kid who kept slipping and falling into the puddle was just pathetisad.

by Michael March 11, 2003

down

The ultra soft, ultra warm, non flight feathers found in ducks, geese, and other fowl, used in pillows, comforters, jackets, and other items where warmth and lightness are important. Down is measured in fill power.

Mmm, that's a warm down comforter. I bet you could sleep naked with that!

by michael November 11, 2003

Grease Monkey

operator of mechanical equipment,usually on a construction site

Diesel powered cement mixer:
Small and large dumpers;
Various other equipment

by Michael December 15, 2003

geese

Plural of goose, another waterfowl not to be confused with ducks, geese are larger, more dangerous, and far louder

Those are ducks, you fool! They're geese, and they're heading this way! Run!

by michael November 11, 2003

vagina juice

Blood from a vagina, typically from when a woman is on her period.

The vagina juice got all over the new sheets.

by Michael April 13, 2005

I don't think you're fat

Guyspeak for "who cares, just open your legs". Used to get a girl into bed, regardless of her actual weight.

GF: I hate my body - do you think I'm fat?
BF: I don't think you're fat.

by Michael December 29, 2003