683 definitions by michael foolsley

TOO close for comfort! -close enough to get ones' lips on!

ejaculation, -the 'calling' (and churning!) of the male 'butter'

something about this life -reflection on the mysterious realm of day to day existence with other people, and a comment on the frustration of same. (this does not even take into consideration natural "disasters" and/or "god's will" situations!!!!!) ie; mental asylum without walls, "free range" mental asylum!

keep appendages away from one of the 'super toilets' when flushing. one could easily visualize self going right down!!

go somewhere, travel -(from the ancient song 'surrey down to the stone soul picnic', written by laura nyro (R.I.P.) and performed by the insipid 5th dimension)

a surrey is a 4-wheeled 2-seated horse-drawn carriage

have a heart attack resulting in death, -brother of 'checked out'

any variety of incessantly yapping beloved lap dog (only by its' owner, ie: 'not my child')

someone who talks WAY too much! ie: diarrhea of the mouth!!