self explanatory
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
keep your fucking cart away from the cold case so I can get to it, you idiot!
keep the strait jacket on your crotch fruit!! -control the 'howling' and running wild, arms flailing!!!
don't stop in the MIDDLE of an aisle or pedestrian walkway to 'ponder' -get fucking moving!
-get fucking moving, period!!! this includes haggling over two cents from a fucking coupon!! (-yah, but the circular says....)
by michael foolsley December 08, 2009
next time i saw him was in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
i flipped on the switch to incinerate my poor, dead dad; in the clinical pizza oven!
by michael foolsley June 13, 2011
cremation "retort" or 'oven'
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
looking very much like a pizza oven, this definition makes sense!...-it just makes sense!!
went from my job at dad john's, directly to the cremation guys to see them put my poor dead dad in the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
john wasn't big on things crawling on him, and opted for the clinical pizza oven!!
by michael foolsley September 21, 2011
display of a goodly bit of mammary glands, 'EXTREME' cleavage; or otherwise clear exposure of "breastices"
jane was exhibiting some wonderful glandage while wearing that slinky cocktail dress
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
she was showing some respectable glandadge
her glandage made him 'grow'
by michael foolsley December 30, 2013
a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
john dreamed of flooding somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'
she want him to flood her tubin'
he wanted to flood somebodys' tubin'
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
very hard time "making money", weak skills convincing a 'currency agent' one is the new jesus!
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
mental difficulties encouraging money to 'come around'
he was so tender challenged, money wouldn't visit!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
being tender challenged, he was painted into a corner!
few have sympathy for the tender challenged!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010