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insertion of the penis fully and completely, in its desired destination
it didn't take much encouragement for me to sock it home
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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egg mc muffin in ebonics!
be right there, ah get me egg o mau!

me want egg o mau, no shit sandwich!

ah get my baby mamma egg o mau!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2010
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pussy-hole, also: name of 'old school' african-american male
pusiel jones had ever-present bones

pusiel jones gotted he a new deuce and a quarter
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.
damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.

that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !
by michael foolsley February 20, 2020
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gathering place for humans where emphasis is placed on alcohol, as well as the "zipless fuck", or 'extreme' 'sport' fucking.
took home a 'chick' from the pick-up bar, but later discovered a cock and balls!

lets' surrey down to the pick-up bar and 'shop' some fresh meat!!

caught the crabs from a pick-up bar chick!
by michael foolsley August 12, 2010
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this is the shit hippies would take when i was a budding young hop head, (a hundred years ago!!) that makes one hallucinate shit like a roomful of snakes. -not recommended unless you're a hardcore masochist!! (or perhaps zoologist or herpetologist!)
dwayne was on belladonna; we had to take him to the hospital for a thorazine hit!!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
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young girls/women at the peak of physical maintenance ease
(from about 15~25) human chronological erosion and/or gravity hasn't set in yet, 'stealing' their easy ability to maintain a pert, perky body.
john and don saw a group of perkers and they got "moist"

judy was in her late twenties and spent lots of time exercising, she consequently looked better than those perkers!

putting on her "muumuu", jan remembered when she ran with perkers!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
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