745 definitions by michael foolsley
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
aberrant behavior -human behavior of a less-than-"civilized" (or "sane") nature! -supreme 'stink-upon' of another/other being/s!
joe stack went wild, got in his plane and crashed into the I.R.S. building; showing them all a lesson!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
the abortion non-believer went wild, and shot that bastard doctor!
the va tech shooter went wild with his armament! -some MORE 'blue ball' casualties!
by michael foolsley February 20, 2010
by michael foolsley December 4, 2009
the ringmaster, leader, big boss, C.E.O., ruler, mr/ms BIG, E.T.C. of a situation; the one whose name is invariably 'on the line', that the 'laws' come to first in the case of a problem!! the main principal potentate!
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
(sex of the person irrelevant!!)
the showman @ that group house next door apparently kicks them all outside to smoke, lets' start calling them 'the hackers'!!
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
had to go see the showman, to beg for more money!
give'em a twist, a flick of the wrist, thats' what the showman said!! (-from: 'i've got a lovely bunch of coconuts')
by michael foolsley July 6, 2011
one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'
-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
the concept of a female with a tight 'blockbuster' body, gaining hard to lose fat (bulk) after pregnancy.
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
upon 'luring' the male with 'the goods', conception is achieved and 'bait and switch' occurs. (i.e: 'bodies for bulk'!!)
the 'glory' of newly created humans has been achieved, even though the female now looks like the goodyear blimp, a pear, or the michelin man! -its' OKAY! though, because there can NEVER be enough HUMANS!!
judy liked sex but said she wasn't interested in meeting me bodies for bulk!!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
we wanted some children, but were terrified of bodies for bulk!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2013
now that 'Burma' is now known as myanmar, i'm assuming burma shave will have to become myanmar shave!
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
burma shave was (is?) a brand of 'canned' pre-mixed shave cream. -supposedly, this stuff was 'resurrected' in 1997
going to get me some of that myanmar shave! -then i can get the women; AND the job!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
shaving with myanmar shave will help me GET OFF!!
by michael foolsley April 12, 2011