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Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.
They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.
by Michael April 22, 2005
mugGet the Beef Jerkymug.

Tities

The are to dangley objects loacated on the chest of a woman ( depends on how old you are, they might dangle down to the floor ).
My m8 PAM, i know u r thinkin "i don't know her u stupid twat, so how the hell should i know wot she is like?", well lads or lasses ( mmmmmm ) imagan Denise Richards.
by Michael January 27, 2004
mugGet the Titiesmug.

bummed

Someone (or something) that has been "got at" by a bummer. Past tense of bumming.
Clarence was bummed repeatedly by the bigger boys when he failed to give them his lunch money, or when they felt like bumming him for laughts.
by Michael April 15, 2004
mugGet the bummedmug.

ull0r

Ull0r's solitär-score is unbelieveable
by Michael January 2, 2005
mugGet the ull0rmug.

Szalam

This word comes from the name of a generic magician. It's also the sound old Batman and Robin made when they attacked people.
It's also a nickname for someone named Michael James Alexander Szalapski, see chivalry
Batman punches a bad guy, "SZALAM" comes up on the screen.
by Michael November 12, 2004
mugGet the Szalammug.

woot!

exclm; used in times of great excitement; to express a stage of extreme excitement; often used instead of "yes!" "saweet!""awesome", etc.;
Kid 1: "What are we doing tonight?"

Kid 2: "Getting high on Vlad."

Kid 1: "Woot!"
by Michael May 13, 2005
mugGet the woot!mug.

east cobb

East Cobb is a part of Cobb County in Marietta, Georgia. contrary to popular belief, East Cobb is not in Atlanta. it is a beautiul, wealthy suburban area just outside of Atlanta, Georgia. East Cobb is known as the "rich" part of Cobb County.
by Michael May 13, 2005
mugGet the east cobbmug.

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