slobber face

when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.

brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.

by messy bun October 25, 2017

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mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

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instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.

Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!

by messy bun October 29, 2017

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infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

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cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

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