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blackeyed willie

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie
by messy bun December 28, 2017
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instamad

When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.

2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.
1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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shnizphuncled

unable to remember the events of the day or night before.
Blake is totally Shnizphuncled.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.
1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂
by messy bun October 13, 2017
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bushy shew

man she had a bushy shew.
by messy bun October 6, 2017
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chicken"leg"

the pulling of the head of the dick toward the belly button until the shaft and balls take on the shape of a chicken leg
1. Brian got wasted jumped on the hood of a car and showed everyone his chicken"leg".

2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.

3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
by messy bun November 11, 2017
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