bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.

Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.

by messy bun October 13, 2017

one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.

1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

mustard head

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

by messy bun October 13, 2017

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 07, 2017

infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 20, 2017

mr grubby

The smallest penis on earth.

Jenifer was so upset when she realized tommy was the true mr grubby

by messy bun October 26, 2017