messy bun's definitions

blackeyed willie

A hickie on the head of a mans dick

Robert looked pretty funny getting out of his shower cuz Kim gave him a blackeyed willie

by messy bun December 28, 2017

cryinass man cock

a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.

Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.

Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.

by messy bun November 19, 2017

infant baby

1. A big ass chicken shit.
2. Whiny ass dick
3. Idiot that can't do shit.

1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.

2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.

3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something

by messy bun October 13, 2017

bull whip tit

tits with so much slack you can use them as a bull whip to slap the shit out of the guy across the table.

Sherri pulled out her bull whip tit and knocked Brian on his ass.

by messy bun October 12, 2017

caleat dust

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

by messy bun October 20, 2017

phat uncled

The moment you realize your surrounded by a bunch of fat middle aged men trying to be cool.

1. I just got phat uncled in the hot tub

2. As soon as Emma Walked is she was phat uncled by Ron, Brian and Denise. 😂😂

by messy bun October 13, 2017

bushy shew

a nasty hairy vagina. way too large bush

man she had a bushy shew.

by messy bun October 6, 2017