Definitions by messy bun

slobber face 

when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.

brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.

slobber face by messy bun October 25, 2017

mr grubby

The smallest penis on earth.

Jenifer was so upset when she realized tommy was the true mr grubby

mr grubby by messy bun October 25, 2017

nips of steal 

Nipples so hard no amount of bra padding can keep those dudes from poking out.

sherri used her nips of steal to break the ice from the car door.

nips of steal by messy bun October 25, 2017

jeniferver 

a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.

the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.

jeniferver by messy bun October 25, 2017

caleat dust 

the dirt in the cracks of an old wooden floor.

the old building smells of caleat dust.

caleat dust by messy bun October 20, 2017

mustard head 

The name your nice old grandma calls you before she beats you with a switch.

Come here you little mustard head!!

mustard head by messy bun October 13, 2017

oh sugar 

Words a nice old grandma says when she really wants to say- mother fucker !!

1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.

2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!

3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.

oh sugar by messy bun October 13, 2017