18 definitions by messy bun
the pulling of the head of the dick toward the belly button until the shaft and balls take on the shape of a chicken leg
1. Brian got wasted jumped on the hood of a car and showed everyone his chicken"leg".
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
2. Brian proudly showed his chicken"leg" to sherri, she said Don't be silly that's more like a chicken wing.
3. Boy: do you like chicken
Girl: yes I love chicken
Boy: (pulls out his chicken "leg" ) and says you can suck on this chicken leg all day long.
by messy bun November 10, 2017
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a grown ass man who whimpers and whines like a bitch.
Sherri: hey who won the baggo tournament?
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.
Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
Ron: Brian and nathen is already screaming he cheated.
Sherri: Great here he comes now, get ready for the cryinass man cock story.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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by messy bun December 28, 2017
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1. Hurry up and jump you freakin infant baby.
2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.
3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
2. ain't no body got time to listen to your infant baby mouth.
3. You such an infant baby give it here before you break something
by messy bun October 12, 2017
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When your happy then someone says one word or did one thing and it instantly makes you so mad that you can't form that right words, your face feels like it's on fire and your head could spin around at any second.
Examples of instamad
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
1. You patiently wait for the empty parking space , the car finally pulls out out give a friendly wave and some jackass comes flyin' in and takes the parking spot. Instamad!! Uncontrollable curse, beat the stealing wheel and yell. While your family looks at you like your crazy.
2. Gary was instamad when the fast food place wouldn't accept his travelers checks. He spoke in an unknown pissed language and ended with telling the order girl to get the glitter off your face -it looks stupid!
by messy bun October 29, 2017
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a lady who seems to be well groomed, until she takes off her pants!! Then it's hairy legs and a vagina so bushy her parties disappear.
the beautiful girl at the bar turned out to be a real jeniferver, I had to get the weed eater and the mower out before I could tap that.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
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by messy bun October 25, 2017
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