18 definitions by messy bun

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when a lady with giant tits walks into a room and all the men are so hypnotized by the sheer size of them, they don't realize slobber is pouring out of their mouths.
brandon and Brian got the hell knocked out of them for getting slobber faced over Susan's boobs at the dinner table.
by messy bun October 25, 2017
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Words a nice old grandma says when she really wants to say- mother fucker !!
1. OH SUGAR !! That really hurts.

2. Who did this!! OH SUGAR!! Where's my switch!!

3. Now listen here SUGAR, I'll knock your backside in the dirt if you would like to carry on this conversation.
by messy bun October 12, 2017
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A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 19, 2017
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