push someone's broom

To do someone's chores or other tedious work on their behalf, often in the context of a lazy person or someone using weaponized incompetence to avoid the work.

A dialogue in which the term "push someone's broom" is used:
George: "What happened between you and Rosanna down in Texarkana?"
Sanger: "We're exes now; wanted me to push her broom."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Littlest Pet Shop (2012)

A cute and entertaining cartoon series based off of a Hasbro toy line of the same name that aired from 2012-2016. The show is centered around an aspiring fashion designer named Blythe Baxter who obtains the ability to communicate with animals.

"I see you collect Littlest Pet Shop toys. Have you seen the animated show: Littlest Pet Shop (2012)?
"Yes, I love it! Sugar Sprinkles and Sunil are my favorite pets."

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

fmel

Acronym for "fuck my entire life". See "fml". Often used when exaggerating.

There was a pop quiz today and I forgot my calculator. fmel!

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

Dave Seville

David "Dave" Seville is a fictional human character from the Alvin and the Chipmunks franchise.

Dave Seville is the proud owner of three singing chipmunks named Alvin, Simon and Theodore.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

pull a Dave Seville

To accidentally exit a residence without an important item, especially pants.
A reference to the movie Alvin and the Chipmunks (2007).

My faulty alarm clock almost caused me to pull a Dave Seville this morning.

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

storn

Faux Old English word meaning “stolen”.

What do you get when three lives are storn?

by meluvcheese August 21, 2024

-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.

In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.

by meluvcheese June 12, 2024