meljogo's definitions
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!
by meljogo February 21, 2021

Chichewa for 'this'
Person 1: Kodi ndi uwu?
Person 2: It's a cuteness symbol/sin to the Internet
Person 3: Ayi, zikutanthauza uwu!
Translations:
Person 1: What is this?
Person 3: No, It means this!
Person 2: It's a cuteness symbol/sin to the Internet
Person 3: Ayi, zikutanthauza uwu!
Translations:
Person 1: What is this?
Person 3: No, It means this!
by meljogo February 24, 2021

When you try to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm because you're bored out of your fucking mind but you accidently skip the x.
John: AHHHHH I'm sooo fucking borrrrred! qwertyuiopasdfghjklzcvbnm
John: Oops, I mean qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
John: Oops, I mean qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
by meljogo February 20, 2021

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.
by meljogo February 21, 2021
