Definitions by meljogo

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47 by meljogo March 16, 2021

Guinea pig 

The root of all evil

Unsuspecting person: I want a pet!
Guinea pig: Squeak squeak (Translation: I just sold my soul. I would like to eat you now.)
Unsuspecting person: Oh my god I want it! I'm naming her Angel!
News reporter: Unsuspecting person was murdered and eaten in their own house by Angel the guinea pig...

Guinea pig by meljogo March 9, 2021

UwU 

Chichewa for 'this'

Person 1: Kodi ndi uwu?
Person 2: It's a cuteness symbol/sin to the Internet
Person 3: Ayi, zikutanthauza uwu!
Translations:

Person 1: What is this?
Person 3: No, It means this!

UwU by meljogo February 24, 2021

UwU 

1: A sin, a felony in almost anyplace on the internet.
2: A cult
3: A phrase used to mock soft girls/uwu girls

Felon 1: What did you do to get in here? I murdered someone.
Felon 2: Arson.
Felon 3: I said uwu
Felon 1 and Arson: Oh, shit. We are in the presence of a criminal mastermind!
Everyone except Felon 3: *clapping*
Felon 3: *blush* uwu I'm so happy!
Guard: FELON 3!!! THAT'S 10 MORE YEARS FOR THAT?
Felon 3: Well, what can you do? UwU!

UwU by meljogo February 23, 2021

Carl Jr's 

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

Carl Jr's by meljogo February 21, 2021

Ma'am 

tHiS iS a WeNdY's

Wendy: E
Shrek: E
Ma'am: E

Ma'am by meljogo February 21, 2021

Love 

See " Shrek ".

Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!

Love by meljogo February 21, 2021