meljogo's definitions

Love

See " Shrek ".

Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT SHREK IS LOVE
Donkey: E
Lord Farquaad: *Jealous noises*
Shrek: You forgot life.
Donkey: *simp*
Lord Farquaad: *Dies of jealousy*
Fiona: E
Shrek: E
Donkey: E
Lord Fartquaad: E
Smash Mouth: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME E!

by meljogo February 21, 2021

You

me

you is me

by meljogo February 20, 2021

Carl Jr's

Bruh it's still Carl's Jr, not Carl Jr's, yet no one knows why.

Carl Jr: I'm not naming my restaurant chain CARL JR'S like I should, but Carl's Jr should work splendidly!
Carl Sr: My son's a fucking clown.

by meljogo February 21, 2021

UwU

1: A sin, a felony in almost anyplace on the internet.
2: A cult
3: A phrase used to mock soft girls/uwu girls

Felon 1: What did you do to get in here? I murdered someone.
Felon 2: Arson.
Felon 3: I said uwu
Felon 1 and Arson: Oh, shit. We are in the presence of a criminal mastermind!
Everyone except Felon 3: *clapping*
Felon 3: *blush* uwu I'm so happy!
Guard: FELON 3!!! THAT'S 10 MORE YEARS FOR THAT?
Felon 3: Well, what can you do? UwU!

by meljogo February 23, 2021

Me

you

me is you

by meljogo February 20, 2021

UwU

Chichewa for 'this'

Person 1: Kodi ndi uwu?
Person 2: It's a cuteness symbol/sin to the Internet
Person 3: Ayi, zikutanthauza uwu!
Translations:

Person 1: What is this?
Person 3: No, It means this!

by meljogo February 24, 2021

Alex

Hey, look! You just found a definition of female Alex on Urban Dictionary! For Alex, it's not Alexa! Not Alexis! She goes by Alex and Alex only. She will get extremely mad at anyone who asks "isn't that a boys name?" and can get a little in their face. She seems tough, but actually has a soft and sweet side. She will make sacrifices for her friends and family. Dating an Alex can turn out an emotional adventure! She can have big ideas and will do her best to execute plans.

Girl 1: Hey, is that the new girl?
Girl 2: Yeah, her name's like Alexis or something.
Alex: IT'S ALEX! NOT ALEXIS!

by meljogo February 10, 2021