Texas

The greatest state ever

hey yall lets move to Texas!!!!

by melanthex April 04, 2005

hip-hop

Cheap, music manufactured so that music corporations to meet the lower or middle class demographic or alot of spoiled rich, white teenagers. The only rap "song" worth a damn is (shake ya ass) watch yourself by Mystikal.

Why dont people know that rap is the next disco?

by Melanthex June 25, 2005

713

the area code for Houston Tx

Yes I ate texmex and got heartburn in that 713

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Dr James Dobson

A fundamentalist christain that believes in sheltering and abusing your kids. He believes that even if the parents were neglectful or uncaring that it is the kids fault. He is loved by many incompetent single moms {usually divorced} that put the blame on their kids while they were the ones that did a crappy job. See: nazi religious rightdickhead ignorance

Oh no I dont let my kids watch tv or be exposed the the world. See I used to ignore my kids when I had a stellar career so I didnt have time for them. So the fact that they are failures or disobedient is their fault.

by melanthex March 28, 2005

spank that hoe

When that girl is naughty you need to spank that hoe

Then at that dudes house they went swimming, she started to take of her swimsuit. He couldnt resist so he had to spank that hoe

by melanthex March 30, 2005

put that in your pipe and smoke it

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.

" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

by melanthex March 28, 2005

wangchung

1. A short lived pop band from the 80's

2. The sound a metal dildo makes when it his the ground

" Everybody at the party better wang chung tonie"

" I heard a wang chung in the living room"

by melanthex March 30, 2005