27 definitions by melanthex

french military victories

Such a thing has never happens, and never will. France may be beutifull but the french people are a bunch of pussies.

The french planted treats on the great avenues of the city of paris so the invading armies marched in the shade

by melanthex March 31, 2005

Bill O'reilly

A conservative talk show host that is is desperate for some titties. Also known as a dickhead and a conservative

Bill O' Reilly bought that big car to make up for his small penis

by melanthex March 29, 2005

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 29, 2005

flipping the bird

to hold up your middle finger to somedbody.

He flipped him the bird

by melanthex March 29, 2005

wasian

An individual who is so fascinated by the Japanese culture he thinks he is japanese when he is white. Walks around with Samurai "way of the warrior books" listens to japanese pop music in excess, and says we one world war II dishonerably. Most wasian have never actually met a japanese person are they probably would have been beaten up.

Melanthex: Hey, put down your "Samurai book" and turn get a life so I can kick your ass!

wasian: you must be racist you do not have warrior spirit

Melanthex: I dont have a problem with japanese people I just hate you

Melanthex:

by melanthex March 31, 2005

teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.

Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!

by melanthex March 31, 2005

EU

The German and French device designed to control europe, and everyone who attemps to control europe always fail. The population of EU nations are about to plummet, who will replace them?middle-easterns and eastern europeans and what will happen to western europe then?

The EU is a great idea that is destined to FAIL!

by melanthex March 29, 2005