weiner wagon

A station wagon, in a version of a weiner wagon, other than being that of a pussy wagon (in male form).

Were's my mom with the weiner wagon?

by mel May 10, 2005

Puter

Short for computer

My Puter is being slow.

by Mel February 24, 2003

OH SNAPE

A variation of "OH SNAP" typically used alongside spoilers either as an accompaniment or a response. Refers to the video of a man driving by a release party of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince and screaming "Snape kills Dumbledore" at random passerby.

"So he was all, 'Snape kills Dumbledore, Spike dies, dyke spies, etc.' to me, and I was like, "OH SNAPE!'"

by Mel December 10, 2005

BMB

Beast-Man-Boner , (or MBMB, MAJOR-beast-man-boner)

Last night when me and my boyfriend was making out on my bed, he got a BMBmbmb

by mel December 03, 2003

Cafeteria Catholicism

Derogatory term referring to religious individuals who follow the Catholic faith and pick and choose which doctrines of the Church they wish to follow and which ones they don't.

"Well, I'm against abortion, euthanasia, and homosexual marriages... But contraceptives are alright in my book."

"You reek of Cafeteria Catholicism -- We're not running a buffet! You can't just go in and get what you want..."

by Mel December 03, 2005

piratecode

piraterules or guidelines,law aboard a ship,the code of the brethren, set down by the pirates Morgan and Bartholomew

Elizabeth:Wait!You have to take me to shore.According to the code of the order of the brethren -
Barbossa:First,your return to shore was not part of our negotiations nor our agreement so I must do nothing. And secondly,you must be a pirate for the pirate’s code to apply and you’re not.And thirdly, the code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the Black Pearl, Miss Turner.

by mel November 24, 2003

lam

short for 'leave a message' ofted used on aim.

i'm gonna be out for the day... lam for when i get back!

by Mel May 06, 2004