ordeal

Slang for vagina, often used in conjunction with situation. The useage developed so that one could discuss sex without alerting others.

The whore's ordeal was loose.

by Mel April 13, 2004

gaytriotic

Proudly displaying gay pride.

Man, Jeff's looking very gaytriotic today!

by Mel April 21, 2005

jizz rag

Something used to wipe up semen after masturbation, or alternatively, masturbate into if the pervert in question is somewhere where he'd perfer to leave things as they were when he entered - such as a friend's house or that of his parents. Can be anything from age-old classic, the dirty sock, to a hand towel.

When selecting some random scrap of fabric for use as your jizz rag, do remember that semen can leave unsightly stains on black fabrics.

by Mel December 18, 2005

kudos

Points,or award

He got kudos for grinding the rail!!

by Mel May 31, 2003

smells

What people say when they feel stupid and want to laugh at someone.

Sam: Gary?
Gary: Yeah?
Sam: Smells!!
Gary: Shut up, you fucking loser.

by Mel August 27, 2004

I divenar

I majaor Geordie abbreviation for 'I do not know' Used by people From Newcastle (England)

"What's your phone number and bank card number backwords?"
"ah div-a-nar"

by Mel July 19, 2003

pocket gay

also known as PG. Little/short gay man that can fit in your pocket

He is so PG, he can fit in your pocket.

by mel October 28, 2004