Urban Dictionary: Definitions by meghan and jenny

hust

when you see something that's really really dusty you must write hust in the dust.

"hust"

a penis that is thicker than it is long

thats one hell of a chut on that naked midget over there, eh horace?

an exclamation indicating some ungodly midget related exodus into the wilds of nairobi

"eureka! i hope the dingos don't eat my midget, horace."

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.

horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.

a gay cowboy who likes to stick his finger in people's heifers

After moving to Texas, all the damn boitches in the neighborhood kept going after my cattle.

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.