Definitions by meavagemary

Giggling and Gaggling 

getting romantically flustered from an action or something someone has said. After witnessing your said person doing something like this, you will be immediately attracted to them.

kathy: omg im giggling and gaggling!! the guy in this book is so fine.
hot mama: girrrll what did I tell you!! i knewww you would understand

Giggling and Gaggling by meavagemary November 10, 2022

Spirit Halloween 

Provides wigs that FONT FOT (don’t fit). Party City snatched all their wigs fr. WORST PLACE TO TAKE A SPOOKY DOOKY!!

Spirit Halloween: How do u feel like being built like a bus driver?
Jetmir & Hot Mama: How do u feel being built like the bus 😒

Spirit Halloween by meavagemary October 31, 2022

scrum-dilly-umptious

identifying the flavor profile as superior to a typical flavor from a meal.

hot mama: oh my gosh this food is scrum-dilly-umptious
Gordon Ramsey: ik I ate bye.

scrum-dilly-umptious by meavagemary July 13, 2022

ABO 

Alpha Beta and Omega the three nations lives in harmony until the alpha nation attacked

Alpha :Grrr you need to learn the hierarchy of ABO and get in ur place omega!
Omega: b-b-b-but a-a-alpha

ABO by meavagemary May 17, 2022

Chris Crossen 

The marriage between the donkey from Shrek and a bridge troll. The donkey’s government name is Chris and the troll’s last name is crossen

Hot mama: omg do u see that ugly guy
Millie B B : yeah he’s the son of flop Chris Crossen #ewmoment

Chris Crossen by meavagemary May 17, 2022

Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

Book perv by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Alexander Daniel 

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

Alexander Daniel by meavagemary February 10, 2022