Book perv

Someone who gets off on holding thick books and licks their lips at the sight of a book

Hot mama: Bailey!!! Stop feeling up my book, you Book perv
Bailey: I can’t help it it makes me feel so good

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

Spirit Halloween

Provides wigs that FONT FOT (don’t fit). Party City snatched all their wigs fr. WORST PLACE TO TAKE A SPOOKY DOOKY!!

Spirit Halloween: How do u feel like being built like a bus driver?
Jetmir & Hot Mama: How do u feel being built like the bus 😒

by meavagemary October 31, 2022

ABO

Alpha Beta and Omega the three nations lives in harmony until the alpha nation attacked

Alpha :Grrr you need to learn the hierarchy of ABO and get in ur place omega!
Omega: b-b-b-but a-a-alpha

by meavagemary May 17, 2022

Alexander Daniel

Scariest boy alive. Resembles Heimlich from A Bug’s Life. A professional crop duster and bowel movement connoisseur. Works full time at a haunted house w/ no costume needed. Going bald as we speak #gynoking

Bailey: omg is that an Alexander Daniel?!?!?
Hot mama: yessss my mom told me to stay away from that thing

by meavagemary February 10, 2022

scrum-dilly-umptious

identifying the flavor profile as superior to a typical flavor from a meal.

hot mama: oh my gosh this food is scrum-dilly-umptious
Gordon Ramsey: ik I ate bye.

by meavagemary July 13, 2022

Meavage

Toned chest of a man (oh yeah). Big toned skin bubbles on the surface of a man’s chiseled features (hot).

Hot mama: Have u seen Chris Evans’s chest
Jetmir: yeah that man has some serious meavage on him😜

by meavagemary January 18, 2022

What would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go

Adele’s secret love poem to her fans #sendmylovetournewluh-huh-ver #treatherbetter Adele’s fluency in the poem conveys her awareness of stan culture.

Adele: what would you do if when you ok so he said yes would go
Also Adele: I don’t know what u mean there babs 💋

by meavagemary January 18, 2022