9 definitions by meatman
The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.
I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.
by meatman January 16, 2006
A sex act originating in the Pittsburgh area in which a female with braces is grabbed by both ears and guided through fast paced oral sex.
by meatman January 11, 2006
A take on the classic French Toast, Irish toast is prepared by filling a dish with Whiskey, dunking in two to four slices of bread, throwing the bread in the trash and drinking the dish of Whiskey. This dish is especially appropriate on days of meaningful family events such as weddings and holidays.
Don't mind my mother, she's just asleep in the fishtank because she had a hearty helping of Irish Toast for breakfast.
by meatman June 24, 2006
A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from the vagina, opting to run over and ejaculate on the T.V screen belonging to the female.
by meatman January 16, 2006
A sex act in which prior to ejaculation, the male removes his penis from its current position and inserts it into the ear of his partner dispersing his ejaculate deep into the ear canal. A stiff blow to the ear after climax imbeds the semen deep in the ear and has become almost a routine practice in finishing.
by meatman January 11, 2006
A male who is so self-concious of his penis size that he opts to use a Dildo to satisfy his lover and pass it off as the real thing. The dildo is often kept in the underpants of the male on the evening that sex is expected. When the female is ready for sex, the male says that he needs a drink of water before he starts, and proceeds downstairs where he can heat the dildo either in the microwave, or with a lighter. Doe Pokers can be identified by their dislike for oral sex and their insistence on fornicating in the dark.
I thought Brian was hung like a Black Ox, but it turns out that he is nothing more than a Goddamned Doe Poker!
by meatman January 16, 2006