me.'s definitions

happy birthday

When it's your 31st birthday, and you live on your own, with no wife, have a crappy job, no friends and no money, this is what you say to yourself in the mirror before bursting out into tears.

Happy birthday to me,
happy birthday to me,
happy birthday dear meeee,
happy birthday to... I suck! Waaaaaah!

by Me. October 10, 2004

whore of pastiness

See pasty.

Also known as a "pasty hoe," it is a common insult used when someone will not (in the words of Avril Lavigne) "give it up to you this time."

Ex: I want my Ovaltine please, you pasty hoe!

Also: A white prostitute.

Man 1: That chick is a total Pasty Hoe. She won't have sex with me.
Man 2: She does everything else, though!

That bitch was the whore of pastiness. She practically glowed in the dark.

by me. December 26, 2004

Javina

The most awesomest bitch you'll meet. Also, this name is used once in a million times for a child. Usually a girl. She's cute, toooo.

I'll name that bitch Javina.

Where my nigga Javina at?

by ME. August 9, 2012

Limmud

the bestest place ever! where I met my amazing friendies......xxxxxxx

wow, its limmud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Me. April 9, 2005

rfher

this word has no definition cuz I just made it up

rfher cant be used in a sentence cuz I made it up

by me. December 4, 2024

squid banger

a four cylinder low horsepower engine

i was stuck behind a god damned squid banger on the freeway

by me. October 25, 2003

Tahmina

1) n. The most beautiful, loveable girl in the world.

2) n. Someone you would kill yourself for.

3) n. My babycakes.

Tahmina, I love you with all my heart, and we will be together ... Forever.

by Me. November 11, 2003