me old fruity's definitions

nas

one who is screwed, make a regrettable mistake.
from nas saying he backed ja rule in the 50 cent/ja rule beef, only to have ja rule turn around and diss him, leaving nas screwed on both sides.

guy a: 'ha ha look at that fugly heiffer!'
guy b: 'thats my mama'
guy a: 'oh no, i just dropped a nas!'

by me old fruity August 30, 2005

what did they come as?

insult to mutter when one or a group of SERIOUSLY badly dressed people walk by.

Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'

50 yr old woman walks by with big clunky black leather boots, a vile patterned multicoloured gypsy skirt, jewellery made from old christmas decorations and a t-shirt 3 sizes too small that says 'babe' on it:

me: what did they come as?

by me old fruity July 3, 2006

Flumps

multicoloured marshmallows. good fillers for pick n mix as they don't weigh much.

peter kay: FUDGE?! FUDGE? i'm not made of money! check the weight of em before you put em in! flumps, thats what you want! flying saucers, have as many of them as you like!

by me old fruity August 29, 2005

collard green

plant similar to cabbage, popular in southern US. served up with cornbread. mentioned in the movie 'Friday'

'you even trying to eat lobster and drink champagne?...you strictly a collard green corn bread baby, if anybody know, i know'- sample from lil' kim's 'came back for you'

by me old fruity October 7, 2005

diamn teef

Literally means 'damn thief' but is more used in a situation where someone is trying to rip you off.

Item has 50p sticker on it: I go to the till:
Shopkeeper: Thats £1.
Me: Its 50p!
Shopkeeper: no no, price is wrong...insert rubbish excuse here
Me: Diamn teef.

by me old fruity May 16, 2006

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity September 20, 2005

ring sting

what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.

'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'

by me old fruity September 25, 2005