a dump which requires only a one sheet wipe afterwards
gary was pleased that his abstaining from curry and beans had led to an increase in frequency of the hallowed 'ace of spades', thereby saving him enough money on toilet paper to buy a hummer.
by me old fruity January 04, 2007
Get the ace of spadesmug. I was a bit short on cash, so i helped myself to a dvd player from the house down the road, letting myself in with my scouse key.
by me old fruity May 23, 2006
Get the Scouse keymug. Contrary to popular belief, this was not invented by Gwen Stefani. She wrote the song in response to a music journalist who made some catty remarks about how Gwen was a cheerleader in high school.
'I heard that u were talking sh!t and you didn't think that i would hear it'...
A hollaback girl is one of the backup, inferior cheerleaders. She was not one of those, but the leader.
'we both wanna be the winner but there can only be one'
Gwen Stefani was merely saying that yes, she was a cheerleader, but she was a damn good one!
'I heard that u were talking sh!t and you didn't think that i would hear it'...
A hollaback girl is one of the backup, inferior cheerleaders. She was not one of those, but the leader.
'we both wanna be the winner but there can only be one'
Gwen Stefani was merely saying that yes, she was a cheerleader, but she was a damn good one!
by me old fruity August 21, 2005
Get the hollaback girlmug. A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT
by me old fruity July 01, 2006
Get the crazy frogmug. 1.one who does not write their own songs.
from the rapper foxy brown who is pretty much the running joke of of other female rappers such as lil kim and eve, because people like nas write her songs for her. therefore has beef with both lil kim and eve.
from the rapper foxy brown who is pretty much the running joke of of other female rappers such as lil kim and eve, because people like nas write her songs for her. therefore has beef with both lil kim and eve.
'don't you know i write my own sh!t?! send that sh!t to foxy!'-lil kim
'i can't be waiting on her and her ghostwriter to be coming back at me. not my fault she hasn't had a hit since 1996 and her bank account is looking the same'- eve
'i can't be waiting on her and her ghostwriter to be coming back at me. not my fault she hasn't had a hit since 1996 and her bank account is looking the same'- eve
by me old fruity August 30, 2005
Get the foxy brownmug. a trick employed by scientologists to try to scam you into taking their 'therapy' sessions at $400 a pop. here is a guide. beware:
1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.
2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.
3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
1. First a scientologist will approach you, offering you a free stress test. you will know they are a scientologist, as they will have the staring, unblinking 'crazy eyes'. they will be very reluctant to take no for an answer.
2. if you do go with them, they will hook you up to an 'e meter'. they will ask you to think of some deeply troubling experience, and when the meter moves slightly, they will present this as evidence you need therapy.
3. you will end up paying $400 a session to have whats troubling you 'audited' (cleared) from your mind. but get this: whats troubling you is, apparently, the souls of murdered aliens (thetans) in your head. betcha didn't see that one coming eh?
by me old fruity June 19, 2006
Get the e metermug. A euphemism for the act of defecation. Based upon the Glade 'Touch 'n' Fresh' advert where the boy will only do a poo at his friend Paul's house.
Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
Taking a shit, laying cable, cutting off a length of dirty spine
by me old fruity July 18, 2011
Get the Going to see Paulmug.