me old fruity's definitions

fannytastic

like fantastic but much cooler with much more emphasis. it must be pronounced with emphasis too. it is most commonly used in, but not limited to, the discussion of lady parts and/or lesbians.

The vicar of Dibley, Geraldine, said to Alice that shagging model Rachel Hunter would be 'fannytastic'.

by me old fruity November 8, 2006

pharrell

talented and fit (but my gosh don't he know it) producer/singer from virginia. huge experience as a producer,one half of legendary producers the neptunes, part of star trak and also one third of band N*E*R*D (No One Ever Really Dies.)
he has an incredible amount of projects. not satisfied with producing the likes of:
beyonce, britney spears, ludacris, kelis, clipse, fam-lay, nelly, jay-z, snoop dogg and even missy elliot to name just a few (he once produced 60% of the chart) he also has his own clothing line, Billionaire Boys Club (BBC) and shoe range (Ice Creams.)
could probably charm any woman on this earth and he knows it! lucky sod.

'do ya think that u can f*ck with we, star trak, and BBC, n*****r?'- pharrel feat on Snoop Dogg 'It Blows My Mind'

'see these ice cubes, see these ice creams?'- Pharrel and Snoop Dogg 'Drop It Like Its Hot'

'just as long as we got the same thing running through our veins, you and i, we are both the same'- breakout

by me old fruity September 2, 2005

fruit loops

crazy people. you know, the ones that stand on street corners wearing foil round their heads jabbering on that the government is intercepting their thoughts.

'thats the third time today that someone has thrown a cat at me. are the fruit loops on day release fromn the funny farm or something?'

by me old fruity July 20, 2008

scouse cashpoint

a fruit machine.

ch-ching!

Dazza: Eh Brian are you goin out tonight mate?
Brian: Nah mate don't get me dole money till friday
Dazza: Calm down calm down youse can give the scouse cashpoint a try!

by me old fruity May 23, 2006

rinsed

1.Overplayed. starts as a good song, then gets played so mercilessly by sad dj's (think westwood) trying to be cool that u become so sick of the song u never want to hear it again.

1b. Song featured on every r'n'b compilation for the next 5 years. take a look in your local record store and you'll see what i'm on about

Blu cantrell and Sean Paul: 'Breathe', Beyonce: 'Crazy in Love', Nelly: 'Hot in Herre', Dre's: 'California Love' etc etc

by me old fruity August 28, 2005

turkey

1. An appallingly bad film, game, tv programme or other form of entertainment.
2. A person ignorant of the latest coolness.
3. An affectionate insult to use on family, friends and anyone you wish to baffle.
4. A rather amusing animal.
5. A country which is altogether too fond of knives.

1. 'Deep Impact' should have been a straight-to-video turkey.
2. You jive turkey!
3. Haha mom you're such a complete and utter turkey!
4. Turkey: Gobble Gobble
5. People from Turkey occasionally like to stab English football supporters.

by me old fruity June 11, 2006

did you shit the bed?

what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.

colleague not due to start work till 9 showing up at 8.15: good morning!
me: did you shit the bed?!

by me old fruity October 1, 2006