Definitions by me old fruity
did you shit the bed?
what you say to someone who turns up to work ridiculously early, as everyone knows this sort of eager beaver behaviour would only be acceptable if you had actually shat the bed, were forced to get out of it, and had nothing better to do than come to work.
did you shit the bed? by me old fruity October 1, 2006
go catch a fish
go catch a fish by me old fruity September 10, 2006
i could eat a buttered frog
what you say when you are beyond hungry. only to be said if you are so hungry, you truly believe you really could eat a buttered frog.
i could eat a buttered frog by me old fruity August 31, 2006
J-Kwon
whack-ass rapper from the dirrrrty south, famous for his song 'tipsy', can't pronouce words properly, aka 'chingy's retarded younger sibling'
J-Kwon by me old fruity July 31, 2006
what did they come as?
insult to mutter when one or a group of SERIOUSLY badly dressed people walk by.
Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'
Basically you are insinuating they must be in fancy dress to look so ridiculous, hence 'what did they come as?'
50 yr old woman walks by with big clunky black leather boots, a vile patterned multicoloured gypsy skirt, jewellery made from old christmas decorations and a t-shirt 3 sizes too small that says 'babe' on it:
me: what did they come as?
me: what did they come as?
what did they come as? by me old fruity July 3, 2006
how much you normally pay?
Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!
when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response
how much you normally pay? by me old fruity July 1, 2006
crazy frog
A ringtone created by satans very own spawn, Jamster. Not content with ripping off the sound from something called 'the insanity test', they created a hellish blue frog that for some mysterious reason had a tiny shrivelled blue wang, which becomes all the more confusing when you learn that frogs don't actually have wangs.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
Do not underestimate just how irritating this er, 'phenomenon' is. If they played this, on loop, at 120 decibels, over the hills of afghanistaan, Bin Laden would come running out of hiding after just 5 minutes offering total surrender and some free dirt on Saddam to boot.
on chavs however, it has no effect.
i would like to feed the crazy frog microwave popcorn kernels, nuke it, and watch the fallout land smack bang on jamster headquarters! B-ding ding ding ding SPLAT
crazy frog by me old fruity July 1, 2006