nailfile

thin section of steel sandpaper used to fix your ugly nails

I used a nail file to break out of jail.

by Me December 15, 2003

fuking

the act of intercourse but not giving a shit with who, where, or even when. it surpasses being a slut cause its not fucking, its fuking.

damn i fuked 3 guys in 4 days

by me September 06, 2003

Communist Manifesto

Karl Marx's political platform, outlining his beliefs about Communism.

Stalin did not agree with many of the principals in the Communist Manifesto, so he made his own up.

by Me January 14, 2004

The United States of America

The place all of you WISH you lived.
;-)

You're just jealous!!

by mE March 16, 2005

grind

A dance performed in which the female protrudes her buttocks, and the male rubs with his genitals, to the beat of accomanying music. Tends to chaff the penis. ouch...

i ginded her so hard, i couldn't fuck her.

by me February 07, 2006

Tats

The big (or little) breasts or a girl's chest that feel great to press up against or to fondle.

I liked feeling her tats on my chest.

by ME October 26, 2004

Postman Pat

the man with the big head on telly who falls over when ice skates

post man pat rules so bad

by me July 22, 2003