penis de grande

penis of big; a man who usually hangs out in south augusta at all the local pubs and hits on the ugliestl, fattest women who never ever lose his phone number which causes wife much agony. NO, CLARK... not you.
PENIS DE GRANDE! (to be used in song)
by me March 16, 2005
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Doing Stats

Sitting down and taking a 2 hour unauthorized break.
Hey dude, I'm hung over, I'll be doing stats.
by me July 21, 2004
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afghan kabob

best restaurant ever, period. favorite lunchtime hangout of the Mt.Lebo Model UN team when visiting Baltimore. Run by a kindly arab man who gave us free rice pudding this one time.
kid a: ugh, my committee was awful! my resolution got totally shot down by China!
kid b: that sucks. China in my committee was mad hot...I'm meeting her at Afghan Kabob for lunch, wanna come?
kid a: hellz yeah, that place rules!
by me February 07, 2005
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HBK

by me May 26, 2003
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Avril Lavinge

a POSEUR! she claims to be "punk" but uh..sorry sweetie..have you listened to your own music??!? and people that arent really into punk but are into the mainstream stuff think theyr punk just cuz they like her and think that all "punks" like her..i wouldnt care if she KNEW that she was a POP STAR..but she cant even fuckin spell BOY you LOSER! and made "sk8er" popular but doesnt mean its cool buy anyways..
"Hi my name is avril lavigne and im a stupid ass canadian poseur who cant spell and used to wear ties but doesnt anymore because people copied me or so i thought becuase i actually copied them but the stupid little poseur teens dont know that and they think theyr cool just because they wear ties and have my stupid t shirts and my stupid cd's n crap"
by me March 11, 2005
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sum 41

Sum 41 is one of the best bands ever
For anyone who doesnt no why they're called sum 41, its because they formed the band 41 days into the summer
by me August 19, 2004
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mashel

light-derived from the torches that were used in ancient times in the caves specially with fire on the top of wood logs.
derived from the torches that were used in ancient times in the caves specially with fire on the top of wood logs.
by me January 28, 2005
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